Being straight should be illegal
You know what would be the fucking best thing ever? If everyone showed up and was totally supportive. Like those hateful bigots are all marching and hollering and then here comes the pride parade with hetero banners and signs saying “Heteros Are Awesome!” and other really positive shit. And they’ll be all like “We don’t want your support,” and we’ll be like “Fuck you, pride is for all!” And maybe like one or two of them would be like, “Oh…” and then the world is a better place for a moment.
I mean, my first thought was “Aww… sweety… yes, you are awesome. Have a cookie and let mommy watch her stories.”
For a moment I thought you were headed inthe direction of LGBTQ rebranding “All Lives Matter”.
Like some hateful biggot is chanting “DOWN WITH QUEERS” and then the Pride Parade marches in, and starts supporting them. And the hate parade tries to resist, and then the Pride people start saying they love everybody, and ALL lives matter. And then the hateful side says “WAIT! NO! THATS OURS, AND IT DOESN’T MEAN THAT!” And then the Pride people say “Too late! We’ve rebranded it now! We love you, baby!” And the hateful people are just confused like “what…what just happened??”
Or we can show up and convince them that there is an ongoing class war and politely let them know they’ve been used to fight themselves and that we have more people on our side of the class war.
I’m a straight dude and would love to socially meet more hetero women… but this sounds like the lamest and (ironically) gayest event I’ve ever heard of. Guaranteed it’s going to be filled with ugly, un-fun, angry people counter-protesting. You know the type, critically concerned with what the fuck other consenting adults do…?
I’ve never seen it, but I’m already sure their flag sucks.
It’ll just be a poorly-drawn bicep (for manliness) that looks suspiciously like a cock and balls.
They hate rainbows so it’s just a white flag.
They should name it the White Pride Parade.
Actually, there has been a straight ally flag for quite a while now it’s not bad
So i looked it up and that without the rainbow ‘a’ is actually on Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_flag
It’s resemblance to old prison uniforms is quite ironic:
It sounds like the most cringe thing ever. So yeah, let them do it, I wanna see it (mostly to point and laugh).
I mean, ok. Pride isn’t exclusionary. Most gay people have straight parents, siblings, friends and so on. If you feel the need to celebrate being straight, that’s cool. If you think you’re a victim because you are straight then I might suggest some therapy.
Fyre Festival 3? They didn’t even have 2 yet
Sounds like some insecurities need reaffirmation…
Pride: “equal rights for all”.
Straight pride: “all people are equal, but straights are more equal than others”.
These things always feel like someone shouting “I have a birthday too!“ at someone else’s birthday party.
Next the WASPs are going to demand a St George’s day parade to celebrate English-American culture
I like that analogy, might use it one day (⁀ᗢ⁀)
Honestly, there’s no punchline better than this just being a thing.
The turnout will be about 10 people.
I dunno… there are a lot of hateful shitbag people out there
That’s the gayest sounding name for a festival.
Most closeted thing I’ve ever heard.
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Yeah… Methinks the lady doth protesteth too much
Hundred bucks says the grinder app’s going to get a lot of traffic that weekend. There’s going to be very busy bus station bathrooms, and maybe Airport bathrooms? I don’t know if they have airports in Idaho.
Self-loathing is a bitch
Yep profile name “ImNotGay69” and will cry when he finishes
You all heard it. This year Hedonism will be held on the front lawn of the Idaho capitol building.
Grinder crashes immediately
Gonna be a lot of gross people that no one wants to fuck at that event.
I guarantee it.
What if they fuck each other?
while talking about how not gay it is
That’s… how Conservatives are made.
What if we took a page of Bob Barker’s book and have them spayed or neutered?
Eugenics is from the conservatives’ book.
Not originally, strangely enough…
Then they shouldn’t mind, right?
Then it would just be pride month ? That’d be ok I guess assuming everyone consents
Yep as a queer I wish to reassure them, I wouldn’t touch any of them with a pole
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