If you want to really seal the deal and have some money, a work truck with tools in the bed with some screen printing on the door “Lemming Contractor Services” or maybe “Lemming Road Services”
To be extra convincing, park a white pickup truck with flashing lights nearby. That also gives you somewhere to throw all the spikes instead of just piling them up on the ground.
Hi vis vest and a hard hat would probably be all one needed to look official enough to get it done even if it takes a while.
If you want to really seal the deal and have some money, a work truck with tools in the bed with some screen printing on the door “Lemming Contractor Services” or maybe “Lemming Road Services”
To be extra convincing, park a white pickup truck with flashing lights nearby. That also gives you somewhere to throw all the spikes instead of just piling them up on the ground.