- cross-posted to:
- news@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- news@lemmy.world
When I was a little boy in New York City in the 1940s, we swam in the Hudson River and it was filled with raw sewage okay? We swam in raw sewage! You know… to cool off! And at that time, the big fear was polio; thousands of kids died from polio every year but you know something? In my neighbourhood, no one ever got polio! No one! Ever! You know why? Cause we swam in raw sewage! It strengthened our immune systems! The polio never had a prayer; we were tempered in raw shit!
Love Carlin, but this bit didn’t exactly age well. lol
You know why?
VACCINES
Well I mean later on in the bit he also talks about only needing to wash: armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth and you’d save time by using the same brush.
I’m certain if he was alive today he’d rip these morons apart.
Which one is this?
It was exactly the line I thought of when I saw the headline.
Why’d I think it was a RFK quote
Because we live in the stupid timeline, the one where this absolutely 100% could be real. I thought it was too lol
Carlin was telling a joke, not enacting government policy.
Satire is dead, it’s no longer possible to top the absurdity of real life.
Fuck that. Humor is not dead.
That’s not what he said.
the worm is driving the bus, in the search of moist organic material to munch
This has the makings of a great Gwar song.
The worm in his brain goes round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The worm in RFK’s brain goes round and round
Alll through the FDA
Oh, but when Master Splinter does it, it’s somehow fine!?
Master Splinter and the Turtles are mutants with super mutant immune systems AND other systems that give them a neutral smell no matter what. We mere mortals cannot compare to the glory of TMNT.
“Hmm. Lisa, I’d like to buy your rock!”
I don’t see the problem, he’s been swimming in that creek his entire life and he’s fine. /s
did they cool off with a nice refreshing glass of rancid raw milk?
Maybe Animorphs was onto something with the Yeerk’s requirements.
Very emblematic.
I hope he enjoys the full experience.
“I love it!” -Frank Dreben
Poor amoeba are going to starve
It’s merely the worm wanting to return to its ecosystem.
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He should just come out and announce that he worships Nurgle.
I say this every thread he is in. Like how is all the news with him nurgle cultist playback. Dude even sounds possessed by a warp demon.
I propose a new term - “malscurrocracy” - government by evil clowns.