Why does this look like a child molester?
Because forward facing eyes is usually a trait associated with predators.
You think everything looks like a child molester
Forward facing eyes are indicative of a predator.
And they are called kids…
Hell no
I think you mean Hail Satan.
Nah, even Satan is uncomfortable looking at that one. Sacrifice not accepted. In fact, resurrected.
This sounds like a CK2 event for the satanic secret society.
“On their journeys some of your brothers and sisters under Satan stumbled upon a goat with strange forward facing eyes. As the blade pierced the animals heart it is consumed by a sulphurous fire.”
“Why did I hear screaming?”
“A few minutes into cleaning the ritual room a vibrant rainbow of fires and smells burst forth upon the ritual dias taking several of your brothers. As the fire clears you see the goat has returned with small yellow squares of paper attached via adhesive to the goat. They are all signed by different gods and demons.”
“This raises many questions.” (+3 diplomacy)
And I shall call it Ron Perlman.
🙂
Goats already usually look high, this fella is in the stratosphere
I’ve always wanted to look a goat directly in the eyes. It’s a dream of mine.
That requires a mirror with most goats.
He looks like he knows what’s in that embarrassing picture of SpongeBob at the Christmas party.
Looks like one of those Oblivion npc
You’re the one I saw in my dreams!
Uh, Falkor, is that you?
Suddenly those creepy Renaissance paintings of animals make a lot more sense.
Is this from the never ending story?
Falkor wasn’t played by Anthony Head in the version I saw.
Despite my love for Jim Henson, I still can’t get over the movie adaptation turning Falkor into a fucking dog-worm.
Oh my gosh. Is there a book?!
yes and my copy has the text in red and green ink depending on whether it’s describing reality of the fantasy world. it’s an awesome book!
There are two books … ;-))
I trust him
Nature of Predators.
I get why they were scared now.
I did not expect a NoP reference here, but nevertheless it was what I immediately thought about seeing this image lmao.
Imagine a poor venlil born with this defect.
Not having access to NoP anymore was the worse part of being permabanned from reddit. I love it.
Dude looks shifty af
Looks like something in medieval paintings.
