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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 个月前

Applies to Toronto as well

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Applies to Toronto as well

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 个月前
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  • snailboy@lemm.ee
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    In T.O. it’d be a pigeon, not a rat, though. (Some would argue, ‘what’s the difference’, but, hey.)

    • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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      the difference is wings.

  • AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world
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    as someone who has never been to NY, im surprised there are 5 free seats but people are standing.

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      You’ll notice that the 4s are all hugging the exits – it’s the most lucrative spot. Yes, you have to squeeze in when the doors open to let people in and out, but you also get to gtfo first. You’re not subject to the Showtime kids doing flips, when the Mariachi band walks in you can run out to another car at the next stop, and you aren’t in the urination/defecation areas. Sitting is a trap.

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      If you stand you don’t have to sit next to anybody

      • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works
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        Or in anything

        Should I sit in the vomit or urine? Mebbe I’ll just stand until 86th street

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        And a lot of the time you’re only on the train for 5 mins or less.

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    With outlines and larger circles I find it easier to read.

  • Onionguy@lemm.ee
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    Are there really rats IN tje subway cars too? Could a Nu Yokah plz confirm?

    • Waffle@lemm.ee
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      Never seen that personally.

      By the color, I expected that dot to represent human waste.

      • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
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        That’s usually right in the middle of the car.

      • Onionguy@lemm.ee
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        If you can poop there you can poop anywhere ig.

  • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    There is also the guy masturbating as well.

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s Tokyo mate

  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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    What… No one masturbating in the corner. This must be a rush hour train.

  • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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    How many stops does the sleeping drunk kid have? I would expect he’d just have one. What is he doing so drunk that he has several stops?

  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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    Public transit really brings together all kinds of people. It breaks down barriers and allows people from a variety of backgrounds to mingle.

    This is the kind of community unity every place needs. ♥️

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      That also explains why classist assholes viscerally hate it as a concept even though nobody’s forcing them to use it themselves.

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    This is DC, but needs more clueless tourists.

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    TTC is a tranquil zen garden compared to the average NYC subway car

  • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    Is that rush hour?

  • atlien51@lemm.ee
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    I’d definitely be number 11

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    Here in Seattle, the positions of 7 &10 are swapped with those of 4, the local wildlife on the bus are all bees, and the couple having an uncomfortable argument is instead a homeless guy having an argument with the PSA posters over the doors.

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      That’s a great username u got there.

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    cta would be:

    1. Smoking Weed
    2. Smoking Cigarettes
    3. Opiate Nodding Etc

    Replace rat with Pigeon

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    Forgot dude with a radio on his shoulder blasting shit music

    Edit:shit music not shitting, ducking autocorrect

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      what genre would you describe as shitting music? <3

      • neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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        Brown noise or bluegass.

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      Give em the spocker.

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