Elon in the meeting:
Do you like it? I was generous.
Is this real?
Too coherent and Trump would never show concern for women’s safety.
So these women ARE in danger?
Always have been.
also, Trump is too self-absorbed to know references to media
True, he managed to complete a sentence thats actually understandable to people without brain damage. Cant be him.
also it’s not written in all caps
Or laws.
No.
It’s genuinely a good question. This is madness
If you ask, it becomes real.
Schrodinger’s truth?
I thought the same. It’s truly incredible we weren’t sure, what a timeline
Do you really think Trump knows non-capital letters exist?
Trump wouldn’t watch it’s always sunny either.
Also, no words are capitalised.
Space
Elon wouldn’t watch it either, but he would steal the meme to plan his space rapes.
Women are the reason there needs to be places to sleep on a spaceship? If only men are on it they don’t need places to sleep?
Yeah, it would be a like a frat house party. First one to fall asleep gets their face covered in Sharpie and someone dunks their balls on their forehead.
Therefore no one will want to fall asleep first and the you won’t have to worry about sleeping spaces.
This joke doesn’t work because trump would be the one saying that, not Elon.
If ONLY he would write something so intelligently tongue in cheek. Sadly he isn’t remotely capable of this
Dennis, if he was a billionaire == Elon Musk
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Well space travel does require some “tasty treats.”
Guys, guys. You are both disgusting perverts.
As usual, this doesn’t actually make any sense. I genuinely wonder if Trump understands anything people around him are even talking about…or if all of his interactions with others, are just a series of Charlie Brown adults "mwa-mwa"ing at him while he struggles to pay attention.
I remember him talking about how he could make the Age of Consent 14 on Mars. Maybe he couldn’t even wait until Mars…
Ah, but what about Sky Crimes!
This can’t be real
There is too much punctuation and too little ALL CAPS
The girls are fiiiightiiiinggg
No shoutycaps, fake.
