mmmmm… olives
I did this once, paired an olive mix with a spread of fancy cheeses and a few crackers. Let’s just say these foods have since stayed in the appetizer section of my diet where they belong.
Living in a hotel during the week, olives and sauerkraut are my go to when I can’t be bothered
I suggest adding kimchi to this rotation
Excellent suggestion. I love Kimchi, and have been making my own recently
Costco sells a big jar of garlic-stuffed green olives and I have to ration my daily intake or I’ll destroy the jar in no time
Seriously? brb, off to Costco.
FIVE CANS?!
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I devour the entire pizza and still feel hungry later
If olives not available substitute cookies, graham crackers, York peppermint patties, or Cheetos.
I think after 10 or so Yorks you’d probably lose the ability to detect, by taste alone, that you had put another one in. Just fully mintmaxing your taste buds.
lol yes, can confirm!
What if I’m too dysfunctional to buy the olives?
You don’t even have to buy them. The jars at the supermarket aren’t locked or anything.
I’m drunk as fuck rn but the pub I went to had some bomb ass olives that tasted kind of like corn, and now I regret not asking what they were called.
Fuck it. Ask them. Just pick up the phone and call them right now to ask.
Usually these are supposed to be ironic, but I genuinely see nothing wrong with this.
It’s a healthier meal than 90% of stuff from the supermarket, maybe a bit high on the salt
maybe a bit high on the salt
If they’re calamatas take that bit high and make it slightly less salty then all the salt.
if i had to pick something to eat 30 or 40 of then olives would be in the top 5
Pistachios?
You gotta balance that out with some croutons. Like, a whole bag of croutons.
Eat them out of a jar with your fingers?
What am I? A beast?
No. Chopsticks. I can eat far, far more olives if I preserve the integrity of my fingers.
This works with Maraschino cherries, also. Helps you reach the bottom of the jar and keeps your fingers from turning red. Double bonus.
Said jar, by the way.
Also like, why are you getting your fingers in brine/ syrup that is going to stay in the jar? Thats gross.
Also, holup.
Are you just straight mackin’ Maraschino cherries?
…Yes?
It’s the dessert of champions.
Are we talking neon red “cherries” or Luxardo cherries? Cause I can respect one of those.
Neon, of course!
Am I the only aspiring tree frog in this thread? Nobody else enjoys putting olives on their fingers and waving menacingly?
Olives - the father
Olive tapenade - the son
Olive oil - the holy spiritWeird I thought pimento was the son.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
That’s Protestant heresy!
Obviously you have to use your fingers, because you need to stick the olives on the ends of your fingers and wiggle your fingers around first before eating the olives.
Am I not suppose to use my penis?
Not unless its split enough ways to give you more than one functional head to eat olives off of.
Not if you want it to stay extra virgin
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What size are the olives where you’re at?
Later that day, my anus: “You have betrayed me!”
