• dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
    19·
    6 个月前

    So saying the n-word is just fine? Really weird priorities here.

    student: “Yo, bro do you have the answer to number 4?”

    Teacher: “we don’t say this here”

    Student: “I’m sorry you fucking teacher cunt”

    Teacher: “its fine. just try to remember next time.”

    • jaschen306@sh.itjust.works
      2·
      6 个月前

      Me too. Felt old before realizing it wasn’t a lookup table and then felt older after realizing it was a simple list.

  • wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
    3·
    6 个月前

    This list is missing “on my soul”, which the illiterate children at my school (who have only ever heard it on snaptok and facegram, and are only poorly parroting it) replace with “oh my SO”.

  • multiplemigs@sh.itjust.works
    742·
    6 个月前

    Bruh, on God I’m not even gonna cap - you’re being such a sigma male with that low key bussin mood, but say less about the rizz because you’re doing too much with that type shit. Gucci fit, and I love that for you, but it’s giving major gyatt energy, so no cap, that’s high key straight fire, baka!

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    41·
    6 个月前

    Every cohort of kids will have their slang and in-jokey vocabulary, a very small part of which will be entered permanently into the lexicon. I’d like to nominate “rizz” as this generation’s contribution.

      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        5·
        6 个月前

        Nah, that one is going to be emblematic of this period. In 2035 they’re going to look back at videos from 2024 and hear all the skibidi and cringe the same way we do looking back at 2006 and hearing “FAIL!” every other word.

  • squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de
    254·
    6 个月前

    You doin too much

    Love that for you

    Why?

    Also, you can’t stop language from changing. Change is certain. We don’t talk like people 100 years ago and that’s a good thing.

    • snooggums@lemmy.worldEnglish
      13·
      6 个月前

      My guess is they are used sarcastically/ironically and whoever made the board is sick of hearing them.

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.world
      33·
      6 个月前

      Those are phrases that get repeated verbatim as responses, which is the hypothetical reason they might be included on this (maaaaybe fake?) list. I’m actually slightly tired of them too, I have a couple students that really overuse them as responses to everything.
      …Though I’d never be dumb enough to tell them that.

      • Pennomi@lemmy.worldEnglish
        161·
        6 个月前

        Yeah making a list like this deserves doubling down on that kind of slang.

        • BossDj@lemm.ee
          6·
          6 个月前

          I’m betting (hoping?) this was done with a bit of tongue in cheek, especially since there’s a nice, close up picture of the list and it uses up significant board real estate.

          Humbling kids with some self awareness is great, especially in middle school. Self reflection and metacognition (why do we do what we do?) are super important tools for kids and leads to more empathy and better conflict resolution.

          If this is just a teacher being a crotchety conservative, then yeah, you’re right. But I’m willing to bet the kids even helped make the list and had a good time doing it.

      • wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
        3·
        6 个月前

        Yeah, they forgot to put “on my soul” on the list, though the kids at my school are all illiterate, so they just parrot it as “oh my SO”.

        Every. Five. Seconds.

        The correct solution here is to just use these back at them at every opportunity. I feed on the cringe every time they say they didn’t do something and I get the privilege to respond, flatly and with enunciation: “Cap.”