You’ll be working for Slugworth
Just copy paste the job description to Google and it’ll likely end up to the original job posting. These recruiters are so lazy they don’t think anyone will ever get to their secret client lol.
This is the real LPT. Recruiters are so annoying to deal with. Avoid them if you can.
Kirby vacuums. They need someone familiar with chocolate because a vacuum can clean chocolate
Maybe it’s some sort of closet code for the Hershey highway…
It is a mystery.
Maybe they’re planning to start making chocolate.
It’s definitely Willy Wonka’s American branch factory
I was gonna say Slugworth haha getting that corporate espionage goin’
Ngl I suspect a smaller brand using sneaky bait and switch
Wilbur Buds > Hershey Kisses
Ew, Hershey chocolate is gross. It tastes like vomit. No wonder they’re hiring anonymously.
Hershey is going to start making chocolate??
Their brown wax seems to be selling well enough. Not sure why they would change it up now.
Too many people are sticking a wick in the ‘chocolate’ and getting some very long lasting candles and, like most big companies, they really didn’t like people getting any real value for money so they’ve dropped the wax.
Obviously it’ll still taste like shit, just not waxy shit.
I thought they only sold brown-colored sugar.
Clearly someone at the company has been betrayed hard enough to become a supervillain. They seek to destroy the company from the inside. The job is for hacking the chocolate making machines and committing arson.
They want the OP to steal an Everlasting Gobstopper.
ITS THOSE DAMN MARS FAMILY AT IT AGAIN!!
Damn, I didn’t know anyone was hiring for industrial espionage! Never heard of that career path.
Bet it pays minimum wage
