Only if you want to end up in a vampire orgy. So yes.
The tricky part is: getting bit only once and making it out in one piece instead of being a snack. Or, no, wait - was that werewolves? I forget.
Clearly that’s where the best loot is.
Eh. Maybe if it was purple loot.
Do Alice and Ray live there?
There’s a light over at the Frankenstein place…
There’s a light burning in the fireplace.
There’s a light, light in the darkness of everybody’s life.
Most days, I’m not sure whether ol’ Tom is my spirit animal, or he’s my spirit animal’s spirit animal.
Might as well, seeing as you’re already in there.
You’re saying those are the Corolla’s brake lights inside?
Yes
Take off your pants first and slam open the door when you enter. That removes you from the horror genre.
If you’re too old for the priest, maybe.
No one’s too old to hate-fuck a priest. 🤷🏼♂️
RRRRoooxxx-anne
you don’t have to put on the…Sorry, I’m just now seeing that you beat me to it by a couple hours. 😜 Here’s my favorite version of that song. (a travesty that it’s not available as a standalone track, IMHO)
I appreciate you for this link. I know the scene but never would have thought of it again b/c of my previous disgust.
Right there with ya. 😅
This is yet another moth post, isn’t it?
Nope avoid going into churches at all times.
Unless it’s the photo flash on the priest’s phone, go right ahead!
Now, I’m super curious how the phone flash is red. 😶
Probably just the priest doing his stuff.
Somebody better call Kevin Bacon!
Heck yeah you should! Why did you even ask!?
Go!!! Report back! It’ll be fun!!
I’ve seen a few raves held in old churches so definitely.
There’s a night club ~Detroit that was a church, then abandoned, and then an illegal rave hotspot (late-90s) before it went legit before the cops could have it torn down — and they really leaned into the “desecration of hallowed ground” thing during the latter two versions. (Henry Rollins even complimented them to that end during one of his storytelling events there [~'99, IIRC?])
FWIW: in the US, churches & related buildings are NOT subject to building codes & similar safety regulations, so DO NOT BUY/RENT them without thoroughly inspecting the structure, documented history, and fine print!! 🤢🥲 “Insurance” will not save you or your money — as if it would anyway, in this era. 🤌🏼
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