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There is a great impression of him talking about Burger King that I have to share. He’s doing this same kind of stupidity in this video. https://youtu.be/-BDgQMGs7Mc
So close to the real thing that it wasn’t funny or entertaining to me, just another instance of me being annoyed by Jordan Peterson even when it wasn’t actually him.
How to order a hamburger that’s mostly spit
Juicy
As if they aren’t already.
They don’t have the time or hydration to do that to every order. They have to save that for the special customers.
Jeepers, your idea of your average hospitality worker is pretty dark
I was implying that the meat® is from all of the animal… Also, I spent over two decades in the food industry (US, EU, etc.). Ask me for stories — if you don’t ever want to eat at any restaurants ever again.
Yeah but lips and anuses aren’t spit, I think OP was implying that if you attempted what is listed about the kitchen staff are going to make sure the contents of their sinuses form the main protein of your burger.
Yes, and animal fluids, et al, are not generally accounted for in the minds of those that consume said products. For instance, are you aware of the “acceptable” volume of fecal matter in “fast food” ingredients? 🤔
Boy wait until you find out what manure is
You’re gonna love the etymology of “awful”, neighbor. 🤓
Yes, and fecal matter on food (meat or otherwise) has been the norm for all of human history. We just have ways of measuring it now and make rules about it.
That’s a very generous way of excusing corpo lobbying for barely-edible standards. 😅
I’m not going to say I’ve thought about it but I would expect it’s defined for a lot of countries (I’d be more worried if it wasn’t deck ed) and I’m going to assume in most cases it aligns with the regulation of fecal matter levels for other foods … unless a lobby group has convinced the relevant government body that they are mitigating it with some process like bleaching (also not great). But on the whole I would expect fast food meat to have the same acceptable level of fecal matter as mushrooms. Whether the level is a problem is going to depend on your country …
Currently watching a Peterson debate… This is just too perfect.
He is a racist and a bigot
So… A good candidate for the next US president?
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He’s Canadian.
That didn’t stop Ted Cruz from running a few years back
TIL. Goddamn it Alberta.
So is that worse?
So a good next us president
Jordan Peterson is a charlatan
Isn’t vodka made from grain?
No.
Interesting. I always heard that real vodka was made from potatoes.
Vodka is just a neutral spirit
Mostly, because it is cheaper and it is allowed, but potato is also an option.
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might be you, bud
Making fun of someone with an obviously fake conversation is a universal staple, from classroom to a boardroom.
+10 points if you do the voice, - 100 if the voice is a racial stereotype
Racial stereotype. What do you mean? Imitating an Indian scam call from a scam factory in India having a conversation with you is viable with an Indian accent if it adds to the story.
Every time I tell a story of a french person being upset about something minor I always add a french accent to help develop the story.
Telling any story of a cultural exchange with a monotone AI voice isn’t really normal.
What do you mean? Imitating an Indian scam call from a scam factory in India having a conversation with you is viable with an Indian accent if it adds to the story.
They means that it is not and they are right.
-10 points if the person you are doing an impression of is standing right behind you.
+5 points if you realize it mid way through by the look on your audience’s faces.
Do I lose 100 points if I say “merica! Fuck yeah!” When I hear about us news?
It’s just you.
No, it isn’t.
True, but it’s mostly him.
No, anyone whose brain isn’t addled by narrative-over-facts finds making up fake conversations to support a narrative extremely pathetic and cringeworthy. It stands to reason that if someone merits being criticized for acting a certain way, then you’re able to use actual examples of them acting that way to make your point.
You likely only say what you did because you and the majority of your social circle are part of the above-described addled category.
It’s a parody not a made up example. It doesn’t prove a point other than accidentally showing your lack of understanding of basic storytelling.
storytelling
yeah, The Tale of the Terminally Online, lol
Mandatory straw man fallacy Wikipedia link.
Idk, does it still count as a strawman if you’re doing it to make fun of him rather than make an argument against something he said? I don’t think it does.
Technically, yes, but we’re all supposed to be smart enough to understand context.
What if the straw man is more coherent than the person you’re making fun of?
I just think relying on a strawman is not a very good way to make fun of something.
He says so much dumb shit that you don’t really have to exaggerate in order to make him sound stupid.
Nobody has to do anything. But this is fun, see? We’re pro fun around here.
Eh, I’d have more fun if we didn’t mention this asshat altogether. 😛
There was always the option of simply not partaking in the post or comments. Hell, you can even hide it if it bothers you that much.
Sir… this is a Wendy’s
McDonalds marketing is getting pretty aggressive if they’re sending their cashiers to Wendy’s…
The cashier is working undercover in order to steal the krappy patty’s secret formula.
“What did you find out, Steve? Did you get the formula?”
“Yeah, commercials, we just need more than the other guys. I don’t think our food matters, like, at all.”
Reading this increased my blood pressure.
See? That means he won the argument. Checkmate, atheists.
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Stupid People glom onto him like he’s a genius. I guess he kinda is a genius compared to the average Trump voter.
After not receiving the fried Jordan cries in his car.
define cries
Whom is car?!
I genuinely can’t think of a better example of a modern day sophist than Jordan Peterson.
Yeah, though the “intellectual dark web” may as well be the modern sophists guild
It depends on what the definition of ‘is’ is.
Gets plain fries, but gets charged for vodka. Cashier points to vodka line on the bill and says “potatoes”, then points to fries and says “potatoes”.
Vodka. “Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew…”
What’s vodka, precious?!
My dog is an intellectual powerhouse compared to Jordan Peterson fans.
Lol. I just Googled him and his YouTube channel description reads…
“Join intellectual phenomenon Dr. Jordan B. Peterson for enlightening discourse”
It’s a phenomenon how much he lacks any intellectual capabilities.
with the amount of benzos he took, and coma that gave him brain damage, hes been reduced to only able to respond with emotional outbursts.
I find it incredibly obnoxious when you are discussing or debating with someone and they start one of their replies with “so.”
Noted! I try not to be an asshat, but I can be a bit of a 'splainer despite myself.
