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Niemann CertifiedTM
“If the dilator causes pain at first, it only indicates great need of the treatment” so
What is the wooden lemon for?
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uh portable version?
I can only assume, “here, you’re gonna want to bite down on this.”
Lemon parties
Is there a website where I could learn more about this?
It’s a game where you pass the lemon to a friend without it falling
Our record at the family reunion was 25 people in 7 minutes without dropping it.
It’s a decorative version of the real lemons professionals use to practice their media-face.
I feel like I could use one of these to cheat 🤔
I’m naming my next band DEFECTIVE ELIMINATION.
Self Retaining Rectal Dilutors ain’t too shabby either. A bit long but if RHCP can pull it off, so can SRRD.
I do not believe that this would help with nervousness.
Sounds like you never had your prostate stimulated
If You use it in the morning, You live the rest of the day with a feeling, that the worst is behind You.
Or you could use a sausage and for the rest of the day the wurst is behind you.
If you use it in the evening, technically, the worst is still behind you
Are these what Hans Neiman used to cheat?
/ducks
You had me at Dr. Young’s Pile Ointment
anything is a chess set if you’re brave enough.
“NERVOUSNESS”
“FOR THE INTELLIGENT TREATMENT OF”
I’m always nervous when the doctor brings out the rectal dilator case
Shiver me timbers!
I guess if you were headed to prison you’d be less nervous
If the wooden lemon is to scale, then I’m gonna need the kids version.
Anyone else read the label for laughs?
I could but at that size, angle, and picture quality — absolutely not.
It says the rectal dialators can help with eyesight, too.
If that were true, I would be able to read that label.
Butt-unplugs?
The cure for nervousness, huh?
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