There’s a reason he is pushing Coca-cola to use cane sugar.
Is cane sugar actually any healthier than HFCS?
No but people who huff ivermectin and don’t believe in vaccines generally believe it is safer/healthier than sucrose.
It also tastes a bit better, only good thing I can say about Mormons is that their soda shops are actually pretty good.
I literally just think it tastes better but I’m autistic and most of us seem overly into diet soda. Anyway, the dudes a fucking pedophile and I hope his feet go necrotic but at least there’s sugar in the cocaine juice again.
No. People act like it is though. They’re very similar chemically speaking.
Fingers crossed!
The doomsday clock just gained a second or two
I forgot about the Epstein list
“I’m the healthiest pedo ever!”🫲🍊🫱
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i think he’s already partially compost.
Spontaneously composting.
Bam you’re fertile dirt.
dont you mean decomposing.
He almost certainly has something worse if this is what he’s admitting to.
he also refuses to wear reading glasses prescribed to him.
No point since I suspect he can barely read anyway.
I hear JD Vance is shopping for new Oval Office couches.
Apparently those Arhaus Kiptons are sexy yet classy.
I read “Oral Orifice couches”
JD getting ready before his next meeting:
He’s wishes it was his hands swelling but sometimes those are the breaks
The exam found Trump, 79, has chronic venous insufficiency.
As someone who has been treated for this, I can confidently say bullshit. His ankles are swollen like he got them beaten and broken with a crow bar for not paying his debts.
My professional medical diagnosis is he has demon legs with no knees.
Source: making it up but I’m right.
its call cankles.
You know what… Take away everything Trump has done, take away the alleged assassination attempt, the health issues all of it.
THE MAN IS 80!!! He’s too fucking old to be working any job let alone president of the United States!!!
Just fucking retire!
You know who will be president if he does?
Yep, someone without the cult of personality backing him. So, generally, better for everyone involved.
Yep, senators and congress people are not afraid of Vance like they are of trump. It would/will be an interesting turn of events if ol’ couch fucker gets a shot at the big desk.
🛋️ 🥵
Please please please
🤞 🤞
We can’t be so lucky it’s probably just a masturbation accident
Protect your children everyone.
Blood clots?
I wonder why we aren’t getting the typical bullshit fluff piece this time.
President Vance, with a tactical hamberder, in a furniture store.
Release the IKEA list!
In fifty years, people will be writing essays about why this comment makes sense and is hilarious.
\\ Hello future essay writers, I hope you have accrued enough credits to keep your crate cool tonight!\\
If I am not dead in fifty years I dread to imagine what a 75 year old me would be like. I would prefer not to get to that stage though, I’m cool with dying before I’m 40.
Also future essay writers I fucked your grandmother’s.
I’m cool with dying before I’m 40.
Lots of people think that but they usually change their mind when they grow a bit older.
It’s called passive suicidality, I want to die but am overridden from killing myself by my instincts and pride.
You: “I’m cool with dying before I’m 40.”
Genie: Done! You’re wish is granted.
You: But nothing’s changed?
Genie: Correct.
Most of GenX did not expect to live long enough to collect SS.
It’s an aspiration, also I kind expect for a civil conflict of some type to kick off sooner or later where I will probably bleed out in an irrigation ditch or something.
I think this civil conflict will look more like the Irish troubles, and that it’s already begun.
My money is on troubles then something akin to the break up of Yugoslavia and the following wars.
Or the long period of guerrilla activity that preceded the Civil War.
If I don’t go down in a hail of gunfire long before then, allow me to say, include me in the screenshot. In this case, include me in the academic citation as well.
