Probably?
Hah, joke is on you. I’m balding and I’ve paid off my mortgage.
I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED.
How’s your back pain?
Not great haha
It… says it right on the sticker.
I’m been browsing Craigslist trying to find a 27” Sony Trinitron.
Maybe I need a VHS player to go along with it.
What’s a mortgage??
Accurate.
Oi! I’m 29 and definitely don’t have a mortgage.
Me to my hairline: Stop right there, criminal scum!
I was so happy my hairline didn’t recede. Until I found that bald patch on the back of my head!
Ha, I’m still in my thirties, still have hair and my mortgage has been paid off
Lies! No one can afford anything ever!
Well i see some amyl nitrate…the other boxy thing is unfamiliar to me
The other boxy thing is a black ribbon dispenser to hog tie the guy’s hands.
I’m mid twenties, I know what it is. What do I win?
A kiss from me. Another person in their mid 20s
Hot dang! From the Wizard Pope themselves! #jealous
A magical smooch that heals all ailments.
Shall I bring the amyl nitrates for after the kiss?
I accept
I’m 38, still have hair and no mortgage (I’m renting, no money for a house). I do have 3 cats, am divorced and can’t work anymore after getting PTSD in the navy. I survived several financial recessions / crisis, several middle Eastern wars, covid, I saw 9/11 and several other terrorist attacks in Europe happen, I’m seeing how a Jewish nation has turned into full scale nazis, and am now watching how World War 3 is being initiated by the generation who were taught by their parents they would have to do everything in their power to prevent anything like World War 2 happen ever again.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
A product whose sole purpose was to extract money from consumers. Didn’t clean worth a damn, but also rarely fucked up your VCR.
I feel personally attacked.
