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Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前

My first colonoscopy

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My first colonoscopy

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Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前
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  • Wazowski@lemmy.world
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    Colonoscopy is weird af, for those of you who aren’t there yet.

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      Did they keep you awake?

      • Wazowski@lemmy.world
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        Nah, that would be dangerous af. I don’t think they ever keep anyone awake during colonoscopies. That said, I do remember parts of it. It’s weird, some people go in and out of consciousness to some degree during anesthesia.

        • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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          No, knocking people out is the dangerous part. They probably figured you were expendable / billable.

        • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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          Nah, my sister stayed awake, but she’s a doctor.

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    My first GenAI slop

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      Ok but I like this one

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        It isn’t about whether it’s consistent or funny or whatever we usually perceive as good. It’s about the very fact that there is no human behind most of it, something which I want from a meme. I want to laugh together with the person who made this. But if an AI made this, there is no person to laugh together with.

        • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz
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          The human made up the joke and wrote the prompt

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          Would an AI have made this on its own though, or might someone have typed “Lego set My first colonoscopy [etc]” into an image generator? If the latter you can still laugh with the person that had the original idea even if they didn’t draw it themselves.

  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Box should say 40+

    • puppycat (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      not to brag but my first was at 20💪

      (it was so awkward i hated it)

  • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    I hope the doctor is cute

  • OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world
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    at least the nurse seems excited?

  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    Why the frowny face?

    • badbrainstorm@lemmy.world
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      Probably also doesn’t like laying face down with the bed in cardiac chair position

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      For real. They should be sedated.

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        Tweenty tweenty four hours agooooo…I wanna be sedated!

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    His feet are pointing the wrong way.

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      His butt is pointing the wrong way

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        No no. What’s wrong is his position.

        You lay flat on your back, arms at your sides, face up.

        Then you put your legs behind your neck spread wide apart.

        Then they strap you down, so you can’t move, and put the ballgag in.

        And THEN you…why are you guys looking at me like that? Does your doctor not do this? Have I been going to the wrong unliscensed discount doctor???

        Dammit. This is the ball squeezing tailor situation all over again!!!

    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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      He’s nervous.

    • jacksilver@lemmy.world
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      Actually the torso/feet are just wrong in general, as in not a legitamte Lego piece. Such a weird detail for the AI to mess up.

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      Wait, you don’t break both of your legs whenever you get a colonoscopy?

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        He’s obviously very excited already.

    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m guessing it’s AI slop.

  • SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world
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    I just had my first colonoscopy 4 days ago. The frowny face is accurate. At least my 1 polyp removed was benine.

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    deleted by creator

  • we are all@crazypeople.online
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    do not recommend any of the prep.

    they put me out so I’m glad.

    he did play “what’s love got to do with it” when he turned on the gas.

    …as a joke.

    …right?!

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    Removed by mod

  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip
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    This is a shit-free shitpost.
    Because of laxatives.

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    Three mini figures, 139 pieces AND two prints (computer screen and sign on the right)??

    Damn, that’s AT LEAST a 30€ set.

  • IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    the ai draws boxes the way i do it

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