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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64arrow-down1·6 months agoI don’t sext because I can’t jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.
minus-squareBeardsley@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 months agoSpeech to text, my brother.
minus-squaredanekrae@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months ago“I’m going to puck door mushy so hard where did the tissue go”
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·6 months agoMore of a bloodflow-to-the-brain issue
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoI just txt to speech directly from my little head. But it never surprises me because I already know what he’s thinking.
minus-squareDadifer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoYour sentences don’t stick together?
minus-squareMossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoGit gud, scrub.
minus-squarezxqwas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·6 months agoI could type with one hand before I switched to dvorak.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 months agoIt’s not the typing that’s the issue. It’s the lack of blood going to the brain.
minus-squareKalcifer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoHow to say you’ve got a big schlong without saying you’ve got a giant schlong /j
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-26 months agoThis used to be me. Eventually I figured out one handed with the unlabeled keys but it took years. Congrats on the happy tendons.
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·6 months agoYeah, I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Harakiri Rock.
minus-squareBosht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoI have no fucking idea what this means, so I will take offense and assume it’s a movie quote. GOOD DAY!!
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-26 months agoThe one day I work from the office, and you all are going to make me literally LOL. Seriously 🤣
I don’t sext because I can’t jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.
Speech to text, my brother.
“I’m going to puck door mushy so hard where did the tissue go”
Fuck yes, that’s so hot…
More of a bloodflow-to-the-brain issue
I just txt to speech directly from my little head. But it never surprises me because I already know what he’s thinking.
Your sentences don’t stick together?
Git gud, scrub.
Skill issue
I could type with one hand before I switched to dvorak.
It’s not the typing that’s the issue. It’s the lack of blood going to the brain.
How to say you’ve got a big schlong without saying you’ve got a giant schlong /j
This used to be me. Eventually I figured out one handed with the unlabeled keys but it took years. Congrats on the happy tendons.
Yum last Newport at of.
Yeah, I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Harakiri Rock.
I have no fucking idea what this means, so I will take offense and assume it’s a movie quote. GOOD DAY!!
I NEED SCISSORS! 61!
The one day I work from the office, and you all are going to make me literally LOL.
Seriously 🤣