balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoEverybody gets one [choose wisely]lemmy.zipimagemessage-square323fedilinkarrow-up1864arrow-down110cross-posted to: lemmydirectory@lemmy.dbzer0.comwizards@lemmy.world
arrow-up1854arrow-down1imageEverybody gets one [choose wisely]lemmy.zipbalderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square323fedilinkcross-posted to: lemmydirectory@lemmy.dbzer0.comwizards@lemmy.world
minus-squaresfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoI‘d like some getting my shit together and being happy for once to go please.
minus-squarebalderdash@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·5 months agoYou are finally happy–eternally happy. Your neurochemistry is now permanently rewired such that you can no longer feel sadness, fear, or embarrassment. You are always grinning and people start to avoid you:
![Everybody gets one [choose wisely]](https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/01571a61-e9d0-4876-b03c-6ae9c2061d0d.webp){kind=link}
I‘d like some getting my shit together and being happy for once to go please.
You are finally happy–eternally happy. Your neurochemistry is now permanently rewired such that you can no longer feel sadness, fear, or embarrassment. You are always grinning and people start to avoid you: