balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoEverybody gets one [choose wisely]lemmy.zipimagemessage-square323fedilinkarrow-up1864arrow-down110cross-posted to: lemmydirectory@lemmy.dbzer0.comwizards@lemmy.world
arrow-up1854arrow-down1imageEverybody gets one [choose wisely]lemmy.zipbalderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square323fedilinkcross-posted to: lemmydirectory@lemmy.dbzer0.comwizards@lemmy.world
minus-squaremergingapples@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoCould I also get the ability to bend reality?
minus-squarebalderdash@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoBody swap! You are now a wizard who is cursed to answer wishes with an ironic twist. I am finally freeee!
minus-squaremergingapples@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoSo long as I can do this stuff for myself, I’m happy to spread the love!
minus-squareinterdimensionalmeme@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoJust make the ironic twist really out of proportion, that still counts, example “World hunger is solved technologically and with no downside, however you drop your next toasts butter side down on the ground, but just once”
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Could I also get the ability to bend reality?
Body swap! You are now a wizard who is cursed to answer wishes with an ironic twist. I am finally freeee!
So long as I can do this stuff for myself, I’m happy to spread the love!
Just make the ironic twist really out of proportion, that still counts, example
“World hunger is solved technologically and with no downside, however you drop your next toasts butter side down on the ground, but just once”