They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.
It’s more than a feeling.
It’s probably a stomach ache
I think it’s more like a heartache.
In either sense. Either just having a broken heart and wanting comfort food or a cardiovascular emergency.
When I hear that old song they used to play.
The Mayonnaise part was hard to watch… 🤢
Imagine showing up in a suit for this!
I watched this twice
What is wrong with me
You found your kink.
Lmao not nothing.
I’m speechless.
But they probably have a hunch
Their cardiologist knows
Beautiful 👏
the one person who downvoted you is uncultured
That gets worst as it progresses.
But in a good way.
Yes and no.
It’s confusing.
I did not want to laugh but I couldn’t avoid it.
It’s me. Sorry, everyone. 😔
Mayonnaise Georg
They might not even know that it wasn’t funny tasting yoghurt.
Probably this lady I saw at Subway a few years back. She asked for mayo and said she would let them know when to stop. The bottle was almost full with about a quarter of it left the guy making the sub jokingly stated he would need to get another bottle. Her response was “if that’s what you need to do, then do it”. Second bottle ended up being half empty when she called it. This was on a 6 in sub, the guy couldn’t even wrap it due to all the mayo spilling out. FWIW the customer seemed satisfied.
My wife, who will eat it out of the jar at times.
Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said “It smells great. What are you cooking?”. It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.
It’s good for you.
I’ve done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.
Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.
But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.
Is mayonnaise sandwiches the equivalent to bean tacos?
Not sure never had that before. Want to explain?
Several kinds of tacos consist of a tortilla with refried beans and some kind of meat. It’s common for Mexican families with many children or little money to skip the meat and eat bean “tacos” which barely count as tacos. So I’m wondering if mayonnaise “sandwiches” are the equivalent for places where beans and tortillas aren’t ubiquitous.
Yeah I believe that counts.
🤢🤮
you know what post you opened the comments on
Hint: it’s not me.
And they also don’t know they are my arch nemesis, Mayo is fucking gross.
You should post this in unpopular opinion and add a reason or three. It’ll make your day.
:(
Kenny
I am sure it’s not, but I hope it’s me
I’m pretty certain it’s not me
Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that guy’s videos.
