Surprise!

… Or not, at all.

I was so worried, you guise. Anyway, I know now what I’m having for lunch today.

Cool, but when’s he releasing the names of all the johns in the Epstein files and announcing an investigation to right this astounding failure of the justice system to the fullest extent possible?

I wish he’d just stop dicking with everybody. Impose tariffs or don’t, just make up your fucking mind. All the world leaders should refuse to talk to him at this point, just let him do whatever he’s gonna do.

Wait - the child rapist is a bloviating coward?