Reading the comments shows a lot of people do not understand satire, especially when the opportunity to talk trash about America/Texas/American education is on the line.
Too stupid to spot an obvious and funny marketing gimmick.
“Murica dumb!”
Typical European fragility. They’ll be like “Murica dumb! Can’t do dates right!” but then they’ll shut their mouths real quick when people point out that Japan does it differently too.
Like when they elected a stupid rapist as their president, twice. That was just a goof. Idiots
Poe’s law. Maybe it’s satire. Equally possible it’s ignorance.
The AVERAGE reading level in the US is seventh grade. We’re at the point where they might as well retranslate the Bible back to Latin because people can’t barely read it.
So this shows that America is great again. Obvs.
IRL rage bait
Badly written to get people to stop. Like “Graj sale”
100% this. Look at us all taking about this and not a sign with a couple typos.
I used to spend a lot of time in this area (years and years ago) and the guy did indeed write it up to grab people’s attention.
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This is some Timothy’s Dexter “Pickle for the Knowing Ones” level spelling
I hope they accept crypto.
Smh can’t even spell gellapinnose right.
Bet those maters taste awesome tho…
What’s a mater?
No really, I don’t know what it is. Is it like a local dialect for tomato?
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He is Sir Tow Mater, thank you.
Exact what I was thinking. The less literate the farmer, the better the yield!
I was thinking more like: if the advertising is that bad but they can still sell their produce, it must be good.
Oh they are bilingual.
Hallo Pinyo, wer auch immer du bist.
That’s so cute lmfao
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headyo
jalapeño bell pepper?
Only if you forget to return
What’s taters precious
boil them mash them stick em in a stew.
Really puts the hick in vee-hickle
And these stupid dipshit inbred mother fuckers are allowed to vote, which they do against their own interests by voting overwhelmingly Republican.
Yo they do this on purpose, you see it all the time with roadside stands. Weird and nonstandard signs are more attention grabbing and indicate a true smalltime business, so even commercial roadside stands are starting to have signage like this. You’d do well to give more credit to the intelligence of these people - the motivations behind why they’re like this are invaluable when being forced to interact with them (be that interpersonally or politically), and can help a great deal when trying to preempt or mitigate the damage they can do.
We can absolutely all play together. The real problems come about when adults try to talk, and these fuckers aren’t willing to handle it. I almost said can’t, but I thought for a second.
They are willingly ignorant. You can spend your whole life leading those inbred horses to dirty water, results will absolutely vary.
why do you gotta be all eugenicsy about it
Exceedingly kind of you to assume they can read a ballot.
With a Bail Pepper, I’d imagine his customer base of financial institutions in the USA would be quite long.
