Now how am I supposed to get this to my desk without either spilling it all over or burning my lips trying to slurp it here. I’ve been drinking coffee for at least 25 years and I still do this to myself at least 3 times a week.
Get another cup an only fill them both halfway full. You will now be known as “2 cup larry”.
Mockamaster machine, nice 👌
You don’t need solution when you have the best coffee maker ever built!
(True)
What? I don’t see an Aeropress anywhere 😋
Surface tension porn
Oh fuck yeah spread that meniscus
Surface tension at its best. And its max.
Pour some into the nearby sink.
I don’t waste good coffee.
Solvable problem. You just need a turkey baster.
Nice moccamaster, I have one in Burgundy, they make really good drip coffee
I was gonna say. Super legit masheen and crazy expensive.
It’s worth the price, trust me.
I also heard these things last forever, and they sell spare parts.
Buy once cry once ehh? In a world of enshitification i like this.
An Aeropress is almost certainly less expensive and makes better coffee. No moving parts to break either. Granted it’s more involved, the ritual is part of a cup of coffee.
The best coffee I’ve ever drank was from Aeropress but honestly, if you use freshly ground beans on a Moccamaster they’re quite difficult to tell apart.
When it comes to machines the Moccamaster is definitely top tier, especially when you’re moving up from a Mr coffee like we had when I was young lol.
In case you still need help: If you’re reading this now, your coffee will be cold so you can finally slurp it.
I’ve tweaked my coffee machine (okay, a simple Senseo) so it always gives exactly the right amount so something like this won’t happen every.
When I make coffee just for myself, I always measure out the same amount of water and this never happens. But my SO is slightly less autistic about it than I am and makes inconsistent amounts when brewing for the two of us - and I just can’t stand the thought of pouring even a drop of coffee down the drain. So, I spill it on the table and floor instead.
Pour milk first
Put it on a plate. You’ll spill, but it’ll stay on the plate.
Use a straw if available…
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