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I’m already Abolisher of Bloodlines, it’s just my own
I need a “reality smasher”
Everyone does until reality is gone
Do we get unreality after?
We have unreality at home.
Ah yes :dissociates:
I really like reality smasher.
Anytime partner and I part, always say “ah well, back to reality.”
Properly dramatic lol
“Back to reality, oops there goes gravity…moms spaghetti!”
“Melanoma” just left my vocabulary for good
Plaguelord seems kind of gendered…
M’abolisher of bloodlines! tips fedora
First one goes hard for asexual enbies!
My little Impervious Greatwurm <3
The polar opposite of the legendary “Pervy Greatwurm”
would you still love me if i were a wyrm?
A good place to remind Lemmy that the names of every shocklands are euphemisms for a vagina:
Breeding pool!!!
That isn’t the way I use it
Blood crypt is right, moreso at some times than others.
I played magic competitively and never noticed this.
… Stomping Ground? That’s a new one to me.
I want to feel your lips on my overgrown tomb.
Nope. Too real.
That one makes perfect sense for Goths.
Come die your petite mort and be buried in my overgrown tomb.
I would probably call my wife’s vagina her Temple Garden, even though she’d rather me call it the Breeding Pool.
I’m partial to Breaker of Armies (and leggies)
