Just count to five and you’ll be alright
Just count to five and you’ll be alright


Ask him what that hole in his hand do


Good God, my apologies!


No, I put Wendy’s training video “Hot Drinks” on repeat, laydown some towels, and wake up grandpa. Seriously, how do you even barbeque?


Excuse me, FridaySteve, but I sit on them like a proper gentleman.


Who tf out here is putting bread around their hotdogs??
Men without mustaches cause ‘indecent thoughts’ in other men because just look at those juicy face honkers.


Some people in the US still can’t believe it’s not butter!


Lmao, they say hurling insults and aggression.
It worked! I rate your grandpa a 7/10. Great in bed, but the oxygen mask kept getting in the way.
What a horrible day to be literate.


Got a good chuckle, m8
Instructional designers hate Articulate’s Storyline 360


I wasn’t dyslexic until I tried to read the post
The fuck you mean “tried” that’s Luke


Iunno, weird.


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This guy *used to murder. <3
I just call 'em Maga.