Hi! Hope I can be of service for everyone out there who needs it

Pee and blood tests, and lots of questions

Poor reaper. She did a good job

High effort shitpost

This looks like a PETA ad

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We have so many norms that the government follows. They aren’t law, just something everyone agrees that a good president should do. Trump breaks every one of these norms when it suits him.

Looks like I need to install arch

Oh yeah. I have this to look forward to

A shame we missed the catch, but it’s always cool to see big fiery explosions

Would you rather have no half life game come out? That’s the alternative. It’s been a full 20 years since Half Life 2 so it would have been dead otherwise. Half Life Alyx is a really good game.

I’m not sure if this is supposed to be hilarious or horrifying. I think it’s a little both

Does anyone know where I can find the primary source for this too? It seems truthy enough, but I want to make certain. I see other news sources reporting on it too

I’m trying to put a shitpost about the picks for Trump’s cabinet, and I’m getting outdone by reality

My noncredible prediction: Elon Musk as Secretary of State

He’s been married a number of times and he’s cheated even more times. Can’t say for certain what the last one is, but he’s been in Epstein’s circles

Nobody would be a fan of my little pony in 1998, and I don’t know who could grow a beard at 16, but it certainly wasn’t anyone I knew Though there’s certainly acne

The genocide is only going to get worse. Though genocide don doesn’t have as much of a ring to it. Donny and Benny are best buds

I will make sure to use this

That decision to make it linked to the PSN is so bizarre seeing as I can literally play that game on PC already