My sister only ate half her sub last night so she passed it off to me. I passed it out the passenger windows because sandwiches are unholy.
My sister only ate half her sub last night so she passed it off to me. I passed it out the passenger windows because sandwiches are unholy.


Milk is only 34% of what you think it is


Smoke up a cheeseboigah and all will be forgiven 🙏


This commercial was shot from the dogs perspective not the lady’s.
Yea not many of us has an alcoholic relative or grandparent who didn’t mind us around much.
It was only ever the intent that was to blame.
My nihilism level might be on a solid 8 if I had to guess. Im too realistic and too critical to keep people around me for 75% of the time. The 25% that stuck around has been around for idk 28 years now?
Seems like a moment of rebirth?
Your human-catalyst was too troubled during transcendence and lost its purpose. Full motivation and drive are required before stepping beyond.


You i think that guy picked up the wrong kind of trash. He needs NickAtNight or something.


Literally accidentally generationally defining.


Think about it Billy.
If you were ever that terrible or planned to be that terrible you’d be dead by now.
Pay our bills and everyone will worship you day and night 🙏🙏🙏


I am thankful to hate the presence of family that tolerates my presence.


FUCK TIME CRISIS ITS ALL ABoUT TIME SPLITTERS 1&2 YOU BROKE HORNY INTERMATIONALLY INFLUENCED IDIOTS!!!


Time crisis yo.
Also Time Splitters more importantly


If you had a friend over once, they were considered multiplayer.


MGO2 & MHO & GTAO & READING REAL SERIAL KILLER BOOKS
I declare this the funniest AI meme I have seen to date and that is saying something.
https://lemmy.world/c/antiquememesroadshow