Just so I’m the first one to utter the phrase:

"We have credible reports from Windows Intelligence that a crime has been committed, your computer is going to restart. "

It sounds invasive. Like it’s a private intelligence agency and not a chat bot.

Surprised I’m not seeing it, so Game of Thrones. The first season felt like watching the book. It was engaging, had stellar performances, sweeping set pieces, outstanding score, everything.

Then, well, time makes fools of us all. …

Cow town has no chill. I’m tempted to take on another job, but right now I only have one day completely off and it’s just. Not. Enough. Time.

Like, I have to decide each week how much cleaning gets done or if I’m making food that week. There isn’t enough time to do cleaning and shopping, and I’m busy most days 10am-1am between work and school, assuming I sleep 7 hours a night.

I work 35 hours a week, and I go to university for around 25. Last year I had 7 day weeks all year and it was very much not fun.

I could do it if I had to for a bit, but the whole ‘being too exhausted to exist’ thing gets old fast.

In Neal Stephenson’s Fall, he describes the area of Ameristan where religious fundamentalists have taken over, and all crucify people for things like polyester/cotton blends or being gay.

So yeah, anyway, if you want a lens into the future…

But can I get it for $400? Because if not, then why are we talking about the Steam Deck.

I picked up a flip4 just before the 5 was announced. They had a same whew you could trade in an older phone. I think I paid $500CAD + iPhone 12 mini for mine.

I’m 100% a flip convert. My only real complaint is the height, I would love a slightly smaller phone. The fact that it fits in all my pockets, I can put it anywhere without worrying about the screen, I can do things like small payments/ camera/ flashlight without opening it up. I love this thing and I can’t imagine doing back.

I had to replace the screen protector last winter, turns out -40C causes it to lift up from the crease, but$20 later this protector held up all year.

I think about 10 minutes in Canada. Maybe 15 when I was in Vancouver.

It’s well documented that Tucker doesn’t believe the things he says. He’s just saying things for money.

Well, unprecedented is a bit of a stretch. Since last time that party failed at a coup. I guess if they succeed this time, it’s unprecedented in the US.

The thing is, it’s not going to be settled by the end of the day, and you’re not going to be able to avoid hearing about it.

I’m extremely interested, but during election day I’ve taken a very “holistic”(?) approach to following along.

In other news, drowning isn’t real. You need water to live, how can too much water be a bad thing?

Sponsored by Dasani.

Canada’s top export. I mean for us, not for you guys. Fucking sucks for you guys.

A couple years ago they introduced Buddy Christ to try and drum up some interest but it didn’t go anywhere.

Also, why would a religious institution with a modern problem with child abuse is a child as an icon, seems pretty unaware.

Fill some plastic bones from Walmart with some shot pellets.

Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s very plausible that a millionaire in the 80’s/90’s would have done gross stuff with children, but until there’s evidence I can’t say it happened.

Now his multiple documented cases of serial assault are another situation.

May as well throw in a unicorn and two perpetual motion machines.

They would have made it on time if they had a higher refresh rate.

Look, I love an offensive joke. I also think there’s a time and a place, and a political rally full of people who struggle with fact vs fiction probably isn’t the best place for it.