End-Stage-Ligma

Eastern Europe was chosen instead

oof

Brando?

As an atheist I still find it kind of fucked up.

Consistently happens to my 6/6/6 heirs… right after comet sighted.

Hey man, corporations are people too (according to the law)

Johnson

Limp dick energy dating back to Andrew Johnson?

💦💦💦

they should just make it an extension people can add on instead of baking this shit into the pie

I would eat it but that ain’t a taco

these people are too egocentric to conceive of something like that

Checkmate, theists

If you make a product that you have to manipulate people into buying, maybe it’s a piece of shit and you’re and even bigger piece of shit. Your boss is probably a fetid old piece of shit which has dried and stuck to the side of the bowl for decades - the morbid husk of a once human thing that exists only to steal the fruits of Labor. Yet even the boss covets the power of the Great Rich Ones whom they serve in the hopes that they will be elevated to their number. The Great Rich Ones, possessed of insatiable greed and unfathomable indifference, travelling in relative silence behind the shadows cast by our world like titanic fecaliths unlit by the sun, pulling smaller objects into their crushing embrace. At the center of this madness is Assathoth, the blind idiot God, whose benighted diarrhea-dipped tentacles guide the Market from angles beyond perception and weave the waking nightmare of our capitalist reality.

Uh anyways fuck ads.

I’m convinced nothing pleases Satan more

Halfway through residency that shit had gotten real old, but if I tell a boomer my dream is to work 4x 10hr days a week with no nights and no weekends they look at me like a gangrenous appendage. I want my fucking life back.

delusional and antisocial behavior

and an RPK

Wikipedia should use this as a perfect example of DARVO.

I think so, but unfortunately I am all the more disgusted