“How dare she not invite me to her wedding? I thought the BLT community was all about inclusion!” —someone to me, once, pretty much

In the end, all soup is chowder

Just how organic we talking here? Like a 7?

Also: these fucking self righteous insider knowing nods are all that kill me now that I’m all vaxxed up.

Thank you! 🙃😊

I don’t get it

I haven’t laughed so hard at a comment in I bit. I can hear you spitting this at me like.

I know a parent who has said essentially this. To two separate problems their child faced. It breaks me.

What’s the upside down Z-Library icon in the lower left for YT?

Dividing by zero

still makes more sense to me than a lower-number-means-warmer-temperature scale.

A lot of Christians are in an abusive relationship with one god that most humans don’t even believe exists. Do, say, children with cancer or natural disasters shake their faith? It seems to strengthen it. Idk.

Sometimes English feels like the lost-sock bin in an apartment building’s laundry room (yes, “kingly”, “regal”, “royal”, and “queenly” are almost synonyms), but I’m delighted to learn English borrowed “formic” along the way.

Filing your staircase mnemonic in my mind right next to this banger for the Great Lakes.

Better fire up the ol YouTube machine and search for is Biden actually satin or q real drops

Oh phew. I was really hoping to find out what some 18th-century British-Empire traitor’s hot take was.

🦶 👎

🫛 👍

Sounds like feeteater to me

You’re wrong. They also do this in North Korea.

Why’s it say km

Oh Jesus Christ if I have to ever see someone’s fireworks pics ever again please use this pillow to suffocate me. Also individuals’ moon shots. Just please no.

I thought so too. Until I saw Bloomberg try.