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I could smell whether they were a man or a woman or a dog or a William Dafoe.
Huh… So, out of curiosity, how does Willem Dafoe smell?
Old leather shoes 🤷
“When a gift horse is munching on one’s carrot, one must be very careful not to look it in the mouth.” - Albert Confucius, 1969-04-20
You got my like for the date. But now: get out!
Of course I’m taking it off.
Knowledge has value. Are you so willing to give up any future chances just to not ruin this one? You may learn more on this art and its scholars!It was Ted Cruz
With Donald Trump hitting the balls from behind.
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Ain’t no way booger lip isn’t making noises that’ll give it away.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I snap a photo and now I have blackmail material
I have to know, even if I don’t like what I see.
as an everyone hot bisexual I wanna see whose genitals I’m tounging next
Even if it’s a dog, though? 😂
my brother in Christmas, that’s on you
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Well and the amazing sloppy toppy pudding poppy.
I’m pretty sure I’m completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don’t peek or ask what’s up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you’re getting the best blowjob of your life.
Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it’s a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.
what, you guys have never gone to a sex dungeon and slapped on a blindfold and sat in the Free Use chair??
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How did Plato trap all those people in his cave?
asking the real questions here
Perhaps most women wouldn’t, but Bill Cosby might.
It’s a thought experiment. How the fuck do you find yourself in the trolley problem?
You really need to consider the possibilities when deciding whether to take off the blindfold. I think it’s reasonable to reflect a bit on how you got there to narrow the possibilities down somewhat.
Right, im explaining (a little of) how they’re missing the point.
Also, while i dont have a dick the concept can translatez and i do not fear the dark. I will not shy away from the abyss. Its kinda my thing. If i enjoy something, i enjoy it. I may lie to the world, but i will not lie to myself.
Even if it’s, like, a dog, and i have a new problematic fetish.
But what if it’s an old wrinkly man going down like it’s no tomorrow?
Now i know.
Do you understand what my username means?
Nope.
Hippie philosopher robert anton wilson had this concept, ‘chapel perilous’, where at the limits of knowing you must either accept that you can’t be totally certain about anything, or become an american style conspiracy nut as you retreat into solipsism.
That, but for shittiness instead of truth.
There is a point at which you must either drown yourself in toxic positivity, or accept that everything sucks, at least a little.
I thought Marco Pole-blow was one of those universal games everyone grew up playing.
Never gotten head so I think the first will be the best by default.
I will answer this question with another question. “If I don’t take the blindfold off and find out who is doing the Lord’s work, how do I get this person to do it again?”
The Schrodonger.
Like Cypher said in The Matrix: “Ignorance is bliss”.
Right before putting that delicious meat in his mouth
Schrodinger’s shlong.
This is just a glory hole with extra steps.
which is just a cum jar with fewer steps!
A glory hole with the guarantee that it’s the best head you’ll ever get
I’m taking it off. I need to at least make sure it’s a sane human and not a rabid pig that’s going to spontaneously bite it off.
Premise that it won’t bite it off, otherwise it is not the best bj. Would you do it then?
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and not a rabid pig
But that’s the best part!
It would be me sucking your dick if you decide to take the blindfold off.
Hey hi how’re you doing?
