Yes you could have fucked this up more. You could have posted this censored bullshit on the Internet

Jacks why so aggressive. Need a sabbatical?
I am having trouble reading that. For anyone else struggling:

that’s fucked
The real hero here
It’s moving 1 km/s, though.
Nuh uh. I measured it just now, put my trusty ruler in front of my face and measured only 2 CM!
Oh my god I can still see the swear you tried to censor you satan worshipper! I’m so offended I dropped my body of christ into my tea!
The internet is for children ONLY, please take this FILTH back to your BBS, heathens!

I was promised some fucking filthIt’s ok. He then knew “hell” was literally the sun. Keep looking at it and you’ll “see” God too.
“If you miss, you end up among the stars.”
OH DEAR LORD WE ARE OUT OF FUEL AND OXYGEN IT’S SO COLD SO COLD
I had a manager tells me this once. It was literally written on the mug he was drinking out of at the time. I remember feeling so valued and inspired.
Don’t panic. Shut everything down. Call the Fuel Rats.
Only had to do it for that once… They were awesome, saved my Cutter that I forgot I’d removed the fuel scoop from.
o7
What in the heck are yall talking about?!
Elite Dangerous. There’s a group of volunteers that come out to you if you find yourself stuck without enough fuel to make the next next jump to an inhabited system
That makes the game sound so much cooler than it is but I’ve never been able to get into it :(… Maybe 3rd times the charm
o7
Um ackshually you wouldn’t freeze in space, you’d overheat.
i hope that helps
“Among the stars” might suggest it’s very much not cold. You’re in a stellar nursery.
Not as fucking up as much as posting censored memes. You can swear on Lemmy, it’s allowed.
Aim for the ground, if you miss that, just give up
If you throw yourself at the ground and miss, you’re flying.
And the next night, try doing it again with Sony Walkmen.
Disagreed. If you miss, take advantage and continue missing
Spoken like someone that hasn’t played Kerbal.
farked?
f⸤▬こked
Forked?
I understood that reference.
You forking would like that kind of bullshirt, you bench-ash deck.
I really hope we’re doing a “The Good Place” bit here, otherwise, I apologize profusely.
Edit: Make grammar gooder
That’s like the pasties of censorship lol
Anyone who has played KSP knows that getting to the Mun is harder than it seems.
Orbital mechanics are a bitch.
Getting to the Mun was actually pretty easy for me (or I got lucky). Landing on the Mun/surviving is a whole different story.
And don’t even get me started on getting back from the Mun,
whenif you do survive the landing.Sorry Jebediah, that was a one-way trip.
Dammit I just bought control now I want to strand some kermen
That’s why in KSP I use the space map and just keep adding DeltaV until the orbit line from my rocket to the mun is a straight line and I launch when the planet is right in front of me.
Who are these people who cross out two letters of a cussword worried about? Everyone can still read this and all it does is make the edit look like someone is a pearl clutcher.
Same reason that people bleep out two nanoseconds of the word in audio
It’s typically for posting to platforms that “deprioritise” posts that contain “naughty” words, not actually anything about humans caring about it.
What do you mean? What cuss word? What does it say?!?
Butthole. It says butthole.




















