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This is a crime.
A crime of passion.
Our love is a beautiful blend, like monster and Guinness
The passion of the criminals is poor justification to the victims of crime.
I know right? They completely fucked up the head on that. A badly poured Gonster is almost as bad as no Gonster at all. 4/10.
Funny how little head there is
That’s what she said
Can you don’t?
Thanks! I hate it.
Is monster actually that green colour? I’ve never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design
What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything
Edit: but, yes. It’s that color
Golden piss is actually pretty normal:
You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.
ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.
The nitro one is that atomic green, though
Ahh, I see, I see.
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol
https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg
That looks like it’ll turn me into a Spiderman villain.
Nitro is a bit more green
skaverat@discuss.tchncs.de We need to go further… MORE GREEN!
Death to yea and pox on your family.
The reason the drinks aren’t mixing is probably because of the density difference. Which fun fact actually why wrecks I the black sea preserve so well, the lower level fresh water never mixed with the high fresh water.
Sure I used to do that with Guinness Stout and Guinness Blonde. I liked how the flavors changed when you got to the bottom. Then they started making the blonde in the US and it turned in to a undrinkable IPA. I could no longer get the real thing. It went from a perfect complement to the stout to a bitter sir hops alot. It was nothing like the real thing(from Dublin) and I quit drinking them.
Mee likey!
You eat a lot of paint chips, don’t you? Lol
Even paint chips taste better than Guinness
They also taste better than your weak-ass sideways insult.
That’s just awful.
Guinning!
When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
Pointless story, I know…Everything sounds like AI to me now.
Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)
LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS™
I don’t know if the was the actual product, it’s been a long time since I watched the episode. Thinking on it; I’m due for another rewatch.
I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.
How do we know you aren’t another bot?! /s
At least it’s canned Guinness
it was a guinness
Ah yes, the Billie Irish
What’s not to like about irradiated chocolate?
antifreeze chocolate.
Kills household pets dead! Lol
Cursed stout snakebite
