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Cencored version in case anyone wants to share with a family member.
No need to thank me.
now they all read as “fuck”.
Nah that would ruin the original joke.
Are you literally me
Hero we don’t need ❤️
lemmy.ml version
They also censored his male gaze in the first panel
NGL I sounded like this when I was learning to swear as a kid.
My wife is unironically like that.
Shitcock!
“I’m going to shit your pants.”
“Don’t you mean ‘I’m going to shit my pants?’”
“No. You’re shitting me off, I am going to shit your pants!”
I AM GOING TO SHIT YOU RIGHT IN YOUR PANTS
“Allright buddy, I’m going to shit yourself”
I used to know a Russian guy in college who would swear like this lol
You know, without any prompting, I heard this guy’s voice in a Russian accent.
A friend of mine is Russian (though grew up in the US) and sometimes does this, though not quite to this extreme. I wonder if thats coincidence or if its something to do with speaking multiple languages (or speaking Russian and English specifically)?
I knew someone who’d tell people to “sh-t off”. It makes perfect sense as an insult. And heck, it’s pretty close to the fact that “go and **** yourself” works with either four letter word.
You are allowed to fucking swear on the internet you know
There’s no rule against drooling on myself either.
my favorite is just stringing a bunch of damn shit fuck what the i am so angry i have forgotten how swear or speak
My favorite is “shut the hell your mouth”
Are you fucking sorry!!?!
Reminds me of a story about someone’s older relative who spoke little English except when swearing at other drivers in traffic, when they’d say things like “up shut your ass, mother bitch”
What the cunting fuck
I like to say, “what the shit is this fuck?”
reminded me of the meme "Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent.
Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell them to go shit themselves.
Keep the magic alive."
Yeah. I don’t get what you’re supposed to do when the normal swear words stop working. Imvent new ones?
Use household items, you absolute toaster.
Nonsense, you must be having a bath!
You lint licker
Go smell bins
Serves the bed-wetter right
Sofa sucker!
