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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

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  • EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world
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    And it should be made of lead. You know, like Romans used to drink from.

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    The smile isn’t creepy enough.

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    smile needs more gums

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      It also needs a conical upper jaw, such that the axis of each tooth is pointed at the center of his chin rather than straight down.

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      We need to implement stronger gum control

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      He’s like 80 percent gum

      • wabafee@lemmy.world
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        Also 2-3 % lead now.

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        Fair but it’s rapidly decreasing

    • Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Bro iswas a Meatcanyon caricature

      • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip
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        That is so accurate it hurts!

    • all tomorrow's regrets@sh.itjust.works
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  • Kokesh@lemmy.world
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    I said it before and I will say it again here: that face is too big!

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Needs a blowtorch

  • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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    How disrespectful!

    The hole was on the sides, not the front.

    • EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world
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      How about all of the right sides & front?

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      Side*

      How did you manage to get that wrong?

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    The spout should be off to the right. Otherwise, it’s a great monument to a ventilated meat stick.

  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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    Tell me I’m crazy…but this reminds me of a standup routine about “tracheotomy [sic] man”.

    Except I can’t find any references to this online. I could’ve sworn it was some cringe/edgelord comic like Dane Cook or something.

    Am I hallucinating?

    • Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works
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      Maybe Denis Leary?

      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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        Yep. That’s the guy.

  • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip
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    This looks like a fascist Chris Farley

    • MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl
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      how dare you.

      It looks like Andy Richter.

      • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip
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        That is very accurate, just like the shooter. I must concede: you are correct

        Free Luigi

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    Face is too proportionate to the head.

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    The face needs to be smaller on the head

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    Pretty accurate except the head isn’t big enough 😛

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    face is too big

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      head is too small.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        tomato tomato

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    He died as he lived, dismissing gun violence and lying about trans people. 😔

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      Sometimes, just sometimes - extremely rarely, ALMOST never - certain gun deaths are indeed ”worth it” as Charlie Kirk said

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        I don’t know if I’d classify any gun death as “worth it” in the manner of necessary to secure the “right” to bear arms. “Welcome” on the other hand…

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          Well said good sir / m’am / other

          I was thinking of Bill Burr’s ”sometimes systemic racism just works” bit about Kanye West when I wrote my comment

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      My dumb brain interpreted “lying about” in the sense of “with” or “around” and I was momentarily confused by the thought of CK lying with his head resting on a trans person’s chest. I need to get off the internet.

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        He probably did. You know all the republicans hate most what they can’t accept about themselves. Grindr servers crashed in AZ leading up to his memorial.

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      What I cannot get about this arguement is that it’s entirely circular.

      We cannot implement gun law because implementing gun law would violate the existing law. Yeah, that’s called changing the law. Republicans do it all the time. Often to someone’s detriment.

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