Cookie monster! He’s my spirit animal #CookiesAreLife
Kermit
I think Statler and Waldorf are up there, i’m counting them as one entity.
They are one entity.
Rolf!
Animal
Pepe the Prawn
Statler & Waldorf
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Why, Miss Piggy of course.
I couldn’t believe I had to scroll all the way down to see the main star of the show
Sweetums!
AN-I-MAL
Eat drum! Eat drum!
Gonzo the Great
The Count. Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Zero points, hehehe. No count in the Muppet Show.
I know, but at least a Muppet from Sesame Street.
As part of the muppet extended universe he, ah, counts.
A less-known and less horror-movie centric bit of vampire canon is that they suffer from arithmomania, a form of obsessive-compulsive disorder that presents itself as a need to count objects in your surroundings. This crossed even cultural boundaries, with tales of number-crunching Counts existing from Slavic lore all the way to the Chinese jiangshi.
As the lore goes, the vampires could be distracted from your pulsing, delectable carotids by a surplus of something in the surroundings that demanded to be counted. Holes in a fishing net, seed scattered at the door, Chinese folklore even recommended tossing out a handful of rice grains in front of a vampire as a functional defense against getting feasted on.
One! One grain of rice!
The crummy direct to video sequel to Dracula 2000 totally endeared itself to me by including the vampiric OCD in its narrative. As far as I know, it and Sesame Street are the only film/tv media to do so. An unlikely club.
I first learned this bit of vampire lore from an episode of X-Files where they used a box of paperclips to escape a vampiric Patrick Renna.
Statler and Waldorf
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Hi mate! I know you were only joking but I had to delete your comment as it wasn’t wholesome. 🥰
The Swedish chef, bork bork bork!
