Wu Tang LAN

All of my WiFi names have been taken from the game American McGee’s Alice (the first one): “Pool of Tears”, “Skool Daze”, “Hollow Hideaway”, “Mystifying Madness”, etc. Sadly, all of my neighbors are computer illiterate, so they always leave the router’s default name.

I had one once “FBI Surveillance Van 7” and the neighbors renamed to “CIA Underground Bunker” and “International War Criminal”

In my last apartment I had mine set to “FBI Surveillance Van 9” and a neighbor set theirs to “Suspicious Drug Den”. Before that several of us changed to variations of “Library Wifi Ext #” to pick on the Librarian next door. Outside of those, my favorite was “Need a Wifi password?” With the password set to “WhyNotZoidberg?” I had the meme printed on the fridge and everything.

RopeBunny

One of our neighbours has his set to “SAPS Surveillance Van” - “SAPS”, South African Police Services.

Ours is named after my son’s YouTube channel… free advertising!

Abraham Linksys

John Wilkes Bluetooth

Was on a train to London once and spotted a wifi called ‘I shaved your mum’. I still chuckle about it now.

Obi W-Lan Kenobi is mine

I used to have ‘FBI Van 21’ back in the 2010s but haven’t really cared in recent years

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“shout ‘penis’ for password”

PRÓBA 5G GDAŃSK 621% MOCY

which means

5G TEST GDAŃSK 621% POWER

I went with it_hertz_when_IP but have yet to see anyone with similar naming…

All my neighbors are lame but I have two routers, giving me a total of six SSIDs to play with. So I have wifi names like “Trump Fucks Kids”, “Charlie Kirk was a Literal Nazi”, and “Where are the Epstein Files”?