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Lenny Bruce said “Thank God Einstein came from Germany! If he’d told people about the Theory of Relativity in a Georgia accent they’d have laughed him out of the college.”
If you sound like Tom Hiddleston, sure.
If you sound like Shaun Ryder, probably not.
Then you see a pack of them getting off a Ryan Air or Wizz flight for a stag party in a place they picked for the sole reason of cheap pints and realize how misguided you were all along.
I take twenty away.
I know what you people do at your soccer hooliganeries.
Ok but the word “soccer” doesn’t even exist outside the USA.
Nah, they play soccer in Canada, Australia, Japan, and a few other places
Except for the part about the term starting in the UK in the 1880s as slang for Association Football to distinguish it from
rugger“Rugby Football” where it later fell out of fashion but by then had made it’s way to America and, due to the popularity of Gridiron Football taking the name “football,” needed to be distinguished by another name, and what better to use than the previously established slang term, from Britain, “soccer.”
This is true- am British, lived in America. Also good for dating
As an American, Boris Johnson and Nigel Garage still sound like morons to me. Factoring in a 20 IQ accent upgrade, puts them in the low 50s. How are they even able to speak?
Life finds a way to fuck shit up.
My favorite is how autocorrect turned Farage into Garage. More life fucking things up.
private eye typo
How does Boris being born in New York change your opinion?
How are they even able to speak?
Money and attention. Give a broken record a platform and watch as people dance to the irregular beat
Oi mate how many points do Oi get with my Aussie vibe?
You get 10 fun points, 10 adventure points, and 30 hard drinking points. We’ll treat you like people treat every American in places where they don’t see a lot of Americans.
“So, uh, do you know Mel Gibson/Hugh Jackman/the Flight of the Concords guys?”
“Mate, I used to live the next Cattle Station over from Mel Gibson/Hugh Jackman/the Flight of the Concords blokes!”
About 5 surfer points
+5 knife size
+7 can throwing
-2 etiquette
Can I trade them for groceries?
Depends on which accent.
It does, but I once met a Mancunian who sounded, in his own words, common as muck and rough as fuck to a fellow brit, but in the states was treated like Shakespeare
Oi! That’s a right load of poppycock!
+20 intelligence
Many yanks don’t tend to think of brummie or scouse…
Why go with two English accents and not Irish and Scottish?
Because Americans tend to have positive views of scottish accents. I picked the two most famous examples of accents generally viewed somewhat negatively.
My apologies in advance to the good people of Birmingham but it is well documented that the accent is associated with low intelligence.
That’s only in the UK.
Brummie is the 8th most attractive accent in the world (to Americans)
Fair point.
As someone living not far from Brum, I concur. Brummies are thick.
Because it says British? Ireland isn’t British
Is Ireland one of the British Isles?
Why can’t England be part of the Irish Isles?
Given that the people of Ireland reject that name, it’s a very British thing to deadname them.
Serious answer - no Prythonic speakers lived in Ireland, so there is no proper basis for the name beyond people quoting a Greek who had never been there. It fell out of use for a millennium and was revised by a Welshman who spoke to angels as a way to erase the separate identities of Scotland, Wales and Ireland. His reasoning was that the King of the Britons, Arthur, had conquered Ireland (if he ever existed, he did not). I am speaking of John Dee who also coined the terms British Empire (it stuck) and British Ocean (it decidedly did not).
To expand on Arthur, if he ever was a real person his first historical record was written 300 years after his supposed death and it claims he was a war leader, not a king, fighting the Saxons to ultimately no avail, though the Historia Brittonnum makes sure to assure the reader that’s only because the Saxons kept bringing in new troops and not because Arthur lost any battles.
Assuming “British” is being used colloquially, as it often is, to describe someone or something from the UK, then there are Irish accents in the UK. The island of Ireland contains Northern Ireland, which is part of the UK. People from Northern Ireland have Irish accents. Try telling Nadine Coyle she doesn’t have an Irish accent.
Interesting take. Try telling Nadine Coyle she has a British accent?
That’s fair. It’s not like the whole thing around Northern Ireland and Britain isn’t without its complications and controversies, to understate it massively. But that applies just as much to saying that people from Northern Ireland aren’t British as much as it does to saying they *are *.
People from Northern Ireland are legally entitled to choose to be British citizens. That doesn’t make their accent British, any more than them cooking boxty makes boxty British.
As far as Americans are concerned, there are only 2 British accents:
Villain or wise mentor: Queen’s English
Henchman or comic relief: Cockney
I would really like to see a movie about a team up between detectives with Yorkshire, Brummie and Scouse accents; working cross regionally to bring down a gang of criminals. Hardcoded subtitles for the Americans please.
Michael Cain would like to have a word about the Cockney accent typecasting.
He gets a pass cause he can make cockney sound refined
Hey now, I’ve watched enough Simon Roper to know that’s not true.
In Flushed Away, is Rita’s accent Cockney? It’s certainly not Coruscanti
Anecdotal…
British gal is visiting New York. Loves it and makes plenty of friends. She learns that if she has a job offer she can almost certainly get permission to stay. Goes to an employment agency and gets an interview the same day. Hired to a prestigious firm almost immediately. They tell her they love her classy British accent. In the UK she was lower middle class.
edit = silly me. I forgot that ‘middle class’ means different things.
At home, she would be a barmaid at the local.
In NYC she was a receptionist in a law firm on Madison Avenue.
lower middle class
Do you mean in US terms or UK? That phrase means something very different in the UK.
I’m an idiot.
Yes, I meant USA.
To rephrase, to a Brit she was a slum girl who’d gotten a bit of education.
To americans she was Lady Diana’s cousin.
Which British accent though? Like RP will make you sound intelligent, West Country makes you sound like a farmer, Northern Irish makes you sound like you’re about to stab someone, Edinburgh makes you sound like a lawyer, Glaswegian makes you sound like a docker, Liverpudlian makes you sound like a rascal, Yorkshire makes you sound like a Union leader, and Shetland makes you sound like a folklorist.
We know for certain we can rule out the Dudley accent anyway.
ASAR - All Scousers are Rascals
I need a Shetland voice actor to read the Silmarillion…
And Welsh (particularly central Wales) makes you sound irresistible. That might just be me mind.
Depends which British accent. This post is referring to, probably, a fancy southerner accent, but if you speak like a crazed man from Birmingham, less so I’d imagine.
One summer, when I was 19, I became deeply infatuated with a British girl and it took me two full weeks to realize she was really dumb.
It’s because we know you didn’t go to school in America
Even the smart Brits are so bad at names that they just change them to English or mispronounce them to sound more white
My boyfriend from the UK is actually staying with us right now and damn, the accent is powerful. Free food at restaurants, free drinks at bars. People just jumping into our conversations because they want to talk to him. Earlier this week we were taking the train to do some shopping, and when the ticket taker came around to get our tickets, he just said ‘Oh, I’m from leeds, I didn’t know I needed a ticket’ (Even though I bought one for each of us already) and it was fine. Ticket taker just said ‘Oh its all good, welcome to america’ and just… moved on.
