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minus-squarex00z@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·3 months agoWho the hell finds a random banana outside?
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoIsn’t that where they all come from?
minus-squareGratefullyGodless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoIt could also mean they found it at a food vendor cart outside the convention center.
minus-squareStarvingMartist@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 months agoThat sounds like talk of someone who wouldn’t pick up said banana
minus-squarex00z@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 months agoAnd have my fingerprints all over it? No thanks.
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoAt a con like that there are likely a bunch of kids, and kids drop shit all the time.
minus-squaretychosmoose@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·3 months agoTo be fair it wasn’t a random banana. It was this specific banana.
minus-squarex00z@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months ago50/50 chance it was either this one or not.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agowhat about the edge case where the banana got eaten and all its constituent molecules reincorporated themselves into a new banana to be found in the line for photos with giancarlo esposito because the universe likes a good joke
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·3 months agoMust be the USA, then.
minus-squareMoxie_empathizer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoI’d bet in the US she would have had a higher probability of finding an actual gun.
minus-squareRedSnt 🧩♂️👓🖥️@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 months agoBananas tend to grow outside after all.
Who the hell finds a random banana outside?
Isn’t that where they all come from?
It could also mean they found it at a food vendor cart outside the convention center.
That sounds like talk of someone who wouldn’t pick up said banana
And have my fingerprints all over it? No thanks.
At a con like that there are likely a bunch of kids, and kids drop shit all the time.
To be fair it wasn’t a random banana.
It was this specific banana.
50/50 chance it was either this one or not.
what about the edge case where the banana got eaten and all its constituent molecules reincorporated themselves into a new banana to be found in the line for photos with giancarlo esposito because the universe likes a good joke
I thought it was a gun.
It is a gun.
Must be the USA, then.
I’d bet in the US she would have had a higher probability of finding an actual gun.
Bananas tend to grow outside after all.