Nice try, pickpocket. Nice try…

I can’t stand having things in my pocket for the most part so I have a small shoulder bag that hold my wallet and keys. My phone goes in my pocket if I am walking around but on my desk or table if I’m sitting. The only thing that remains inside and that’s because it goes into the tiny pocket are my airpods because I can’t really notice them.

Phone in left front, wallet in front right, keys split between two.

Nice try, pickpocket!

Phone front left Keys and wallet front right

I have a slimline wallet and a clamshell phone.

Phone in one pocket, keys and wallet share a pocket.

It doesn’t matter if I am in cargo shorts or have a jacket with pockets.

Nice try, FBI.

Front right phone

Front right tiny pocket, headphones

Front left cigarettes and lighter

Rear right wallet

• I don’t wear cargo pants. Nobody should.
• if I’m wearing a shoulder bag, it’s because I’m carrying stuff other than what is already in my pockets. Like my water bottle and my laptop.
• I don’t wear things with only two pockets.
• if I’m wearing a jacket, it’s because it’s cold out, not because I need extra pockets

Front right phone. Front left wallet. Right belt loop/back right pocket keys on retractable lanyard

Front pocket if my pants come with any (they often don’t). Cardigan pocket otherwise.

I don’t usually take my wallet with me since most things are on my phone now, but if I need to it goes in my back right pocket unless I’m sitting down. My phone goes in my right pocket and my keys go in my left.
If I’m wearing cargo pants I might put my wallet in a lower pocket. I should get cargo pants.
Shoulder bag, everything goes in the bag except my phone (unless I’m doing something where I shouldn’t be looking at my phone, then it also goes in the bag.
Two pockets, my wallet would go in my left pocket with my keys.
Jacket doesn’t affect where things go, jacket pockets are for my hands. Although sometimes when wearing my hoodie my phone goes in the hoodie pocket.

Phone left, keys right, wallet back or right.

Usually when I go outside I have a jacket so jacket pockets, left/right but same applies for trousers.

Wallet for backpacket only on comfortable places.

After reading a bunch, I’m realizing I’m sort of an odd duck

Phone goes in back left, wallet in back right, keys hooked onto belt loop and if they’re too noisy, tucked into front right pocket. Chapstick and meds go on my front right. And front left is empty or for random stuff.

If I’m wearing a jacket, then phone goes in front right usually and keys might go in front left if there’s not an interior breast pocket.

This is subject to change if I’m traveling or nervous about pickpockets.

Nice try, local pickpocket.

I can’t stand anything on my pockets anymore. Everything goes to the backpack, or purse/fanny pack. I saw a guy in a rave with a chest fanny pack and I’m curious about them.