Well now I’m conflicted do I want to be Alice Cooper or Steve carell more? What happens if I just drink excessively?
An Alice Cooper comedy biopic played by Steve Carell.
I’m sorry to write those words, because it’ll likely won’t happen.
Alice Cooper is actually opposed to drug usage nowadays after years of memory blackout during his addiction
How does he know he had an addiction, then?
Yeah he’s on some other shit now. Strange to think that after all these years Alice Cooper finally got weird
Yeah but I’m sure he still understands that cannabis didn’t do that to him.
40 year old virgin no more
Still a virgin. Just twice as old now.
Sooo… Marijuana helps grow hair? 🤔
Yes just one marijuanas
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more…
How do you manage all the hair growth??
You need to have a good hairdresser. Or multiple if you want your “problem” under wraps.
Milwaukei, an old Algonquin word meaning “The Good Land”.
No more Mr. Nice Guy No more Mr. Clean
Aw, he looks like a sweetie
I have less than no use for his religion/politics, but his shows are a lot of fun and he (thankfully) keeps that shit completely out of them. For such an old dude, you’d think he wouldn’t be able to still be such an entertainer, but his shows are wild - giant monsters, huge sets, pyrotechnics - a lot of fun.
Also, damn - he really does look like an old haggard Steve Carrell.
got those King Charles sausage fingers going for him now.
That’s what happens if Steve Carrell smokes a marijuanas!
Entering the Scared Straight program
