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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

An exclusive, members only restaurant with a limited menu. Some people pay top dollar for that

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An exclusive, members only restaurant with a limited menu. Some people pay top dollar for that

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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    Wife material right there.

  • FlexibleToast@lemmy.world
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    The restaurant isn’t members only. You can go to the deli without a membership.

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      It is now. They changed the rules about a year ago.

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        Wait… You mean you have to have a membership for pizza and a drink now? Really? What about Sam’s club?

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          Yup. Not sure if it’s company wide, but it’s true at all my local Costco’s.

          I don’t have a Sams club nearby, so I can’t speak to that.

      • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Nope, I literally got pizza without a membership yesterday. The pharmacy is also required to be open to the public, and is consistently one of the cheapest in my area. Just tell the door person that you’re there for the pharmacy or the pizza, and they’ll wave you through without any hassle.

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          Looks like the food court thing isn’t everywhere, but it is at my local Costcos and lots of others.They changed the policy in 2024.

          Pharmacy, eye doc, hearing aids and liquor are all allowed here for non members, but that’s all state law.

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    Wifey material right there

  • molave@reddthat.com
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    That or five nights at Denny’s?

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    • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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      I like how it’s this astride a wall of unanimous commitments to marriage.

    • AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world
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      you made me splort coffee through my nose. thank you, stranger.

      • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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        I love to serve.

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    I have family in Chicago and I asked them for pizza recommendations when I was on vacation there and they said Costco😡

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      Seriously though! You HAD family in Chicago, but after that recommendation… no you don’t 😉

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    A keeper.

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    I’d be on the knee then and there.

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    Oh yeah she gets a ring. Wife her up OP.

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      I assumed from context that this was their first date, and maybe I’m old or old fashioned, but due to that my thought process went

      Oh yeah she gets a ring

      For sure! Call her back!

      Wife her up OP

      Maybe too early for that?

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        You assumed it was a first date because it says that it is one.

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          You’re right, I should comment on things immediately after waking up less frequently.

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            Or more frequently, if that’s more fun for all concerned 🤪

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              From now on, any time I wake up, I will immediately message you my very likely incoherent thoughts for your entertainment.

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                img

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            In your hypnagogic state you experienced extremely short-term source amnesia.

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        Sometimes you just meet people and you just get a very good vibe for them and then you say things like that. It doesn’t actually mean you’re going to proceed but would probably scare them off.

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    She’s a keeper.

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      Wants Costco for a first date? Absolute keeper. Loads of green flags there.

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    She’s not fucking around. Put a ring on it.

    • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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      They are on isle 67

      • iamdisappoint@reddthat.com
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        Kirkland Signature ring!

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    I’m putting a Kirkland diamond ring on that finger.

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      Don’t bother buying one though. I got the 12 pack and still have like 5 left, I can certainly spare one.

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    Sam’s Club is stupid cheap, don’t have to be a member.

    “$8 for a whole pizza and a monster Coke!”

    And your date is a cute, young, Asian girl? I am not seeing the issue here.

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      I’m hoping that the original author of the image (likely a snap or snap story) was kidding. Perhaps they were already together a long time before this and it’s just an inside joke. Otherwise, the “…” at the end signals disappointment in what I must say seems like an awesome first date experience? Girl doesn’t want to go to a super expensive restaurant, is cute, and isn’t afraid of eating pizza without cutlery in front of her date? First impression: She seems awesome.

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    That’s a winner. Good pizza, hot dogs and cheesecake. AND good prices.

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      Y’all get cheesecake? My Costco doesn’t have that :(

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        Get the cream cheese danishes in the bakery, if they ever have them. So good. Fuck the cherry and mixed variety boxes. They have some vanilla ice cream that’s really good, too.

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        Ikea and drown your sorrow in swedish meatballs.

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        Mine doesn’t even have beer. Still worth it.

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      Plus they have a club card (because I sure as hell dont).

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    Treasure this woman.

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