Question: Can you share your poop’s journey over international waters?
Edit: This is a word salad that I never thought I’d type in my life, but here we are…
😂🤣💩
Playing the game “the binding of Isaac” in coop frequently makes you say things like that. Like “wait, no. Let me get cancer. You got the cat’s dead body last” or “hold on, I want to break all the poop before we leave”
It’s the hot new social media site, Shitter.
I’m a fuckin weirdo I’d love to send my shit stats to my friends
The app is called Happy Poop if you are really into that.
Thanks! I’m a bit sad it does menstruation since that is dangerous in America these days, but you can turn it off!
I want to personally share my poops with some unwilling participant billionaires if possible. I’m not actively pursuing this wish, but if it happened, yeah, why not?
What a literal shit show
Shitter
As if I needed a purpose-built app in order to send pictures of my shit to my friends and family.
Monkeys have achieved the impossible.
The concerning part is when you find out all your friends are already on there and they’ve been excluding you so far for some reason.
The obvious reason is they’ve had enough of your shit.
I’d love one.
Not for social media, but in general .
…more fruit?
Nobody has pointed out yet that this was posted to the community “lemmy shit post?” I’m a bit disappointed. 😂
Too late. Your poop data belongs to big tech now.
“Grandma, how did you meet granddad?”
“Well, we started following each other on an app, and he super-liked one of my poops, and you know the rest of the story.”
Auto-shitpost is a frequently requested feature!!
