Lay on the ground and meow
Split myself down the middle and play with both cats
Shake the treat bag so they both come to me.
The splits
There is this thing called “pspsps” did you know that?
Turn around and walk away, they will understand…
The same thing a cat would do. Look at them both, give a slow blink, then stand up and walk away to go do my own thing.
Check mate kitty 🙀♟️🎭
Say “ma-ah!” at them.
That’s apparently cat for “come here”.
Turn around bc I forgot my water
Can you grab mine since you’re going back?
I take out a pack of car treats and now both cats are in the same room
Close both doors, but not enough to latch, then watch which cat caves first and opens the door
Sit in the hallway and go “Ps, ps, ps.”
Pfft, easy. I always have a full roasted chicken hidden about my person. ALWAYS!
Open the fridge and both cats will come running
Power move. You sit down in the hallway and make them come to you.
