Magnificent. A+
How else is he gonna attract all the kids?
You realize how filthy it’s gonna get?
I dread to even think…
Oh, so that’s why it’s also called the pedo pavilion.
This but every single ball is covered in gold spray-paint.
How else will they lure children?
Those balls are clustered together like sticky nerds candies. Must be ai.
Only vaguely relevant but they say that ball pits are nearly universally contaminated with poo. Giving a kid<8 a ball pit terrifies me
It’s to attract the maximum quantity of children
Dashcon got their shit together
Oh my god. It’s the Epstein Ballroom. That’s the name.
Bazinga
Yes, that seems suitably inappropriate. I think we all expected a lot of balls to be out in that place from the start.
I’ve heard the new monstrosity being referred to as the Epstein ballroom a few times. I’m pretty sure it’s just some clever joke, but is there any actual confirmed name for this new abomination?
Pretty sure I saw a headline that he was going to name it after himself.
I hate him just as much as everybody else does, but I honestly saw a headline that he has no intention of naming it after himself.
I think officially it’s the “Amazon, Apple, Comcast, Google, Lockheed Martin, Meta, Microsoft, Palantir, T-Mobile presents the Epstein Ballroom”.
“sponsored by the immortal flavor of Charleston Chew!”
Carl’s Jr, Costco, Starbucks, & Brawndo.
makes me wonder if ten years later we will have Trump’s list
