Kitty!
Hedge weight
Our furry merkins are available in three sizes to fit most.
Absolute unit
To demonstrate gravitational pull, we have put two objects near each other. Note that only when the amount of hedgehog is increased to 800g is the gravity able to overcome the static friction both objects have due to being on a surface.
In the same vein:
“Practical illustration of deformation caused by gravitational tidal forces between two nearby, massive bodies. (scale greatly exaggerated)”
Last year I found the book The Rolling Stones by Robert Heinlein, and discovered the origin of Tribbles from Star Trek TOS. My gf was surprised and excited by my discovery, as she’s a bigger Trekkie than I am. They are called “Flat Cats” in the Heinlein book.
Growing a hog
Natural inflation
Tennis ball, hedgehog for scale.
Adjust cooking times as appropriate.
As opposed to normal objects, the mass of a tennis ball is inversely proportional to its size.
Which scp is this?
From this we can extrapolate, that the hedgehog will have grown to 6,4kg in the 6th iteration.
By the 10th iteration it will have surpassed the mass of an average adult human.
And at the 21st, will be more massive than the largest Blue Whales.
Who up hedging they hogs?
Should’ve used bananas for scale instead
FFS, stop feeding me tennis balls!
