Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agoC-17s are making low passes over my housemessage-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up161arrow-down1message-squareC-17s are making low passes over my houseBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDaMonsterKnees@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 month agoI mean, if we’re talking shitty life pro tips, set some shit on fire across the street, or in a nearby forest. They’ll fuck off.
minus-squarekrooklochurm@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoSet literal shit on fire and just start throwing it at people, houses, things in your neighborhood. Do it naked and scream stuff about the pope’s hat while doing so…
minus-squareDaMonsterKnees@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoWhoa, this friend gets it. slow nod
minus-squarekrooklochurm@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 month agoSlow nods Unzips pants Maintains eye contact Fucks a watermelon to completion while maintaining eye contact
I mean, if we’re talking shitty life pro tips, set some shit on fire across the street, or in a nearby forest. They’ll fuck off.
Set literal shit on fire and just start throwing it at people, houses, things in your neighborhood.
Do it naked and scream stuff about the pope’s hat while doing so…
Whoa, this friend gets it. slow nod
Slow nods
Unzips pants
Maintains eye contact
Fucks a watermelon to completion while maintaining eye contact