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      Because the W stands for women?

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        Wackdonalds

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    Why does this perfectly crisp image feel so deep fried?

    • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      All the lines are fuzzy.

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    So basically a goth version of Max when she sees hipsters

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    Considering the other comic, it feels like that lady hates men in general

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      I think she just hates that dude…

      Or the creator wants to get degraded by an alt mommy

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        It was another guy in the other comic? https://www.instagram.com/p/DOL2FCWDpvD/

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          Not sure if I’m thinking of a different one or not. That doesn’t really seem like evidence of hating men though, that guy sucked.

          Everyone knows asking for the hot dude discount means you’re not hot enough.

          Edit: immediate rage dowmvote huh

          Lemmycels want to be victims so damn bad lol

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    I’ll have a borger and a large cock

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    A Liter’a’cola!

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    I thought for a bit too long there, that he had ordered a liter of fries…

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      liter of fries

      Found the Brit

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        wouldnt they be crisps then?

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      what do you buy them by the pound where you are?

    • Staff@piefed.world
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      And 1 liter of Coke…

    • Bgugi@lemmy.world
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      I want my goddamned literacola literafrenchfries

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    He kinda had it coming.

    Who orders fries with a side of ranch?

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      Like everyone in the Midwest US? Ranch goes on everything there.

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        The inferior version is basically just mayonnaise with herbs, so really it’s just making your French fries more French.

        • IngeniousRocks (They/She) @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          mayonaisse with herbs

          Here in the states we pretend that’s an aioli.

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            Hence why all “ranch” not made with buttermilk is an abomination and damn dirty lie

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        when i was in high school, back in the 1980s. mayo is what all the “cool” kids ordered with their fries. i was not. i just ate 'em plain.

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        Once upon a time, I dismissed the adage for the region “Want your dick sucked? Dip it in ranch.” as ridiculous… Then I spent some time there. It’s not entirely inaccurate. 😶

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    Hey look, it’s my favorite font!

    You can really tell by the V in “Veggie Burger”.

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      We❤️Kare! 😊

      I’m old enough to think it looks better in all it’s 9 pt pixelated glory. But even like this it is great.

      (btw your link has a misplaced “)” but Wikipedia saves you)

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      I’ve never had strong opinions on fonts, but I do like the way this one looks now that you mention it.

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      2 AM Wikipedia trip time! =D

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      That font does kinda slap

    • The Picard Maneuver@piefed.worldOP
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      I’ve now changed my system interface font to this, and it looks great.

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    Another datapoint on the vegetarian to bigotry pipeline

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    deleted by creator

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    Stop going to your local multinational corporation for cardboard “food”.

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      i have food allergies. when i’m traveling, sometimes the local multinational corporation is the only place i can get reliably safe food and we’re not really willing to drive all over a new town trying to find a safe food truck in the middle of a road trip. consistency across the chain is a valuable selling point. but yeah, i agree with you in general.

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        For me it’s a guilty pleasure. I don’t go often but I know exactly what I’m getting when I do. It’s fairly consistent.

        What’s not consistent is the pricing. Holy shit they’ve gotten expensive. Nice local places can be cheaper nowadays… If you’re local enough to know where to look.

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          oh yeah, our family ate at one of the local taquerias (our favorite went to shit so we’re exploring them all again) and the whole family ate for less at the taqueria than it costs the teenager to eat at taco bell. idk what’s up with fast food right now but i could wager a solid guess (trying to adjust prices to inflation before that inflation happens. projected inflation i guess)

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          With internet you can ask locals directly for recommendations.

          • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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            what train has your favorite meal car?

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            And I’m sure I will when I can travel again. In the past I’ve googled and added “reddit” at the end but that’s getting less and less workable.

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          the ‘nice local places’ around me just raise their prices, too. two or more can eat at a chain fast-food place for the price of one basic lunch at a ‘local’ restaurant.

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            Ah, unfortunate. Here they’re raising too, but not as fast as the international chains.

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              Well, you could just, y’know make food at home.

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                Who says I don’t? If I cook 80 meals at home a month that still leaves space for 10 meals not made at home.

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                  I know. I just hear people complain about how expensive it is. I mean, if you can afford it go for it. But If your budget is stretched to the limit (or beyond) then perhaps consider making food at home. Yes I love fast food, but for what they charge I could get three meals made at home for the comparative cost. (And I find it tastes better too.)

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      If that girl works there nothing could stop me I’m down bad

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        It amazes me how punk died rolled over and shit out the corpo funded goth.

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          punk didn’t die. punk got old. punk got married, had kids. punk has a fucking double mortgage because punk had to send its kids to college.

          punk had to play ball because the rest if the world abandoned punk because it “had a bad attitude” whatever that fucking means.

          when the world is ready, punk will step up and be the first one with a fucking brick in hand screaming into the deep listless corporate abyss.

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            I’m sorry to burst your suburban family bubble but other ideologies that aren’t connected to fashion have and stayed alive with new recruits; Antifa, Marxism, Squatters, Vegans - have all been at it fighting on their angles where punk left off.

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              It was the cost of hair spray for those giant mowhawks that finally did punk in.

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      Hey, stop dissing on cardboard! It might actually be more nutritious.

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        Ehhhhhhh as someone who works in the corrugated industry. I’ve seen the massive tanks that hold a myriad of chemicals with odd names they use to make the paper, and then all the chemicals and additives that go into the starch (read: glue) that holds that corrugated board together. Cardboard is probably worse on your health than McDonald’s.

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          …but just barely.

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      Okay, but then where am I going to meet a 10/10 Goth Baddie who flirts with me when I order?

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      Well you are insufferable.

      Not wrong, just insufferable.

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    Why would you order diet coke when there’s classic Cock

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiJd_d8I-iE

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        This is why you should always learn to swear first, as any child instinctively knows.

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      Wat bout BEPIS tho?

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    Veggie burger is the issue there. You always get extra wait with veggie options unfortunately.

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      Its kinda crazy because in reality its by far the cheapest, but lobbyist groups have pushed so fucking hard for meat that often meat options are cheaper, due to insane inertia and gargantuan subsidies.

      Its not even limited to one country.

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      Can confirm. Sometimes I’ll order one, only for them to go check and come back to say “Oh, I guess we don’t actually have any.”

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        I’m gluten free due to allergy and the amount of times they say “oh we don’t have the gluten free option” is staggering. I mean I know I should eat at home 99% of the time, but I wanna go out sometimes…

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          As a vegan I feel your pain and we share a common foe

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        Oh wow. At least this never happened to me. It can always get worse I guess

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