Stop! Just stop now!
Pizza is also, like other foods, apparently a salad.
It’s also valuable and round, so I consider pizza coin.
I think so, it’s just a flat bread with stuff on it. You could eat it with a knife and fork if you wanted!
Unless youre a former mayor of nyc
You have it backwards. A open face Sammie is a pizza.
You know it’s possible to upload pictures without taking screenshot, right?
On mobile at work, couldn’t be arsed to spend 30 seconds uploading from gallery.
I thought that I had rotated it, though. Just noticed that now. Whoops.
If my grandma had wheels, could she be considered a bicycle?
I don’t know how to tell you this, but that’s not why they’re calling your grandma the town bicycle.
Yeah.
I don’t know, how many wheels?
Depends
Calzone is sandwich?
The best sandwich
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Calzone is a Hot Pocket that followed its dreams and made it big
You can consider anything to be something it’s not, so yes.
Big Macs are cake
Funny af, and shows the flaw in these charts, that positioning and shape is not the only determining factor.
What, jokes arent scientifically defensible?! I am shocked.
Hey, I still found it funny 😄
Tostada?
If I ask you for one of those things and you bring me the other, I would think you’re a moron.
Ask a topologist for a cup and they’ll bring you a donut.
Only if they’re an insufferable twat
Ok, but who put them in charge of the menu?
They just keep going behind the counter in the coffee shop, and handing out donuts, I have told them off several times.
I love it!
I know it’s all a joke but after “is a hotdog a sandwich” the punchline doesn’t feel new again just because it’s new food.
You’re supposed to fold it, it’s a taco.
An open-faced sandwich isn’t even a sandwich.
It’s an open empanada
