Leslie Knope for me!
Sonic the Hedgehog. He goes really fast like this-PSSHHWWWWW!
The Great Sage, Heaven’s Equal, the handsome monkey king Sun Wukong.
Not sure he’d care to fix things, but it would be different if there was a benevolent unbeatable power in the world.
Hecate
If we’re bringing in mythical feminine icons, you can’t top the OG Mother-Maiden-Crone.
Me having a good day
Hope you have some good days ahead of you bro.
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Satan. Would be nice if all the shitty decisions in my life could be sloped off onto some malevolent thing created by an all knowing god only to be evil.
The person I know I could be.
There’s still time…
G.I. Robot, kinda obvious why
Don’t think one G.I. robot would suffice, we kinda would need an army of them.
With that said, he had a somewhat overly general view of what a nazi was and could become a problem once all Nazi’s where dealt with.
Doctor Who could whisk me away for a few adventures.
The Doctor is a harbenger of death. People die or are maimed around him quite frequently.
Worth the risk. People die or are maimed by cars everyday, at least the Doctor will be more fun.
Worth it for the adventure. Also companions have a far better survival rate than randos.
Superman.
Yeah, that’s an obvious choice, but I like his character more than his superpowers. He’s civil and polite to various world governments, but ultimately, there’s no stopping him from doing the right thing.
If he’s too powerful and that’s a negative to you, substitute Captain America. The same reasoning applies.
Maybe an unpopular opinion, and I only know the MCU version of Captain America, but he gave me republican vibes (conservative, puritan, trying to make a coup if he believes he’s right, …)
And yes I do realize that originally he was created as the ultimate antifa warrior
Yeah original comics Captain America would be called a woke commie by most MCU fans nowadays.
You stole my answer. Save us Superman!
World could use a good guy right now.
The Thing
I’ll take the hyper-intelligent, godlike alien from Rejoice, A Knife to the Heart who makes violence impossible and gives everyone free food.
When you say “impossible” does that mean even the voluntary violence is a no-go?
It’s been a while, but I think people were still able to commit suicide if they just couldn’t cope with the prospect of utopia. And I think stuff like boxing was OK. Just not torturing, beating or killing people you didn’t like.
No more Swedish massages!
I hope not I can only orgasm while I’m being beaten half to death.
For me it’s 32.33% to death. Repeating, of course.
Robin Hood.
The Punisher
Roland Deschain, the Gunslinger from The Dark Tower. I’d like to see what he’d do in a present-day USA.
Probably rob a gun store and throw someone in front of a subway train like he did in 80s USA
