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gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

I stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally

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I stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally

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gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    A sandwich cut horizontally just takes us back to two pieces of bread. Where we started. What’s your game?

  • RareCompass@lemmy.world
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    Wait, do votes on comments have any effect at all on Lemmy, or is it just a tally to see how popular your views are?

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      If you get 100,000, you get a pizza party

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        with pizza cut HORIZONTALLLY ,…MUAHHAHAHAHA…

        • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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          Tavern cut is the best cut so yeah.

          • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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            Only if the pizza is a rectangle

    • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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      No effect apart from a bit of algo ranking. On reddit you get timed out if people down vote its annoying.

  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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    What was the statement?

    • gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.comOP
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      There wasn’t one, I made it up.

  • Schal330@lemmy.world
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    I don’t see what the problem is.

    Sandwich cut horizontally

    • BigBenis@lemmy.world
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      That one bite from the middle is going to be super satisfying.

    • Meron35@lemmy.world
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      Are u a top or bottom sandwich? 😳

      (凸 and 凹 mean top and bottom in Chinese/Japanese)

      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I’m a bottom :>

    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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      Is that a giant penis in the background?

      Edit - shit I thought I was replying to the main post…

      • ...m...@ttrpg.network
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        deleted by creator

      • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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        Are you perchance suffering from peniledolia?

        • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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          I certainly hope so

        • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world
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          i think it’s called ‘phalladolia’

          • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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            Thanks, I have learned another word to lavishly apply in everyday conversations!

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    I will go down in a blaze of glory for my convictions. been banned from a few places for them. really don’t give a shit about what others think, just as long as I make them think.

    after all if you can’t stand by your convictions, what can you stand for?

  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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    An uncut sandwich is better than a horizontal cut sandwich.

    • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
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      Not even as a kid did I ever understand cutting sandwiches. And crusts were always fine by me.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      a horizontal cut sandwich is just TWO SANDWICHES. Don’t gaslight us!

  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    You guys cut your sandwiches?

    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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      If they snitch.

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    I don’t like 99% of bread. Bread sucks. Rice and noodles are way better starches. Fight me.

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      Germany wants to know your location.

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        I’ll keep these hot takes coming yo. I went to europe because people keep raving aboot bread in europe and people say Toronto has bad bread or something but neither I nor my partner could taste much of a difference when comparing breads from actual bakeries.

        • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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          Same with us Americans, they think we all eat wonderbread with every meal

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      Ramen is good on bread. Even better in a wrap. The non-soup kind works best for this.

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      Noodles suck they fall off my chopsticks making me look like a fool!

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        Cut them up and eat it with a spoon

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        Skill issue.

    • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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      Better starch? Thats a fine opinion. Bread sucks?! Gimme yo location dukes up bitch

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        I order thin crust pizza because it has less bread. I treat bread as a vehicle for food and nothing else.

  • traceur201@piefed.social
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    5ZGbo3ick02aA2S.jpg

    • iamericandre@lemmy.world
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      My man

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    Which way is horizontal?

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      The wrong way

  • Chill_Dan@lemmy.world
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    This is why I squish mine into a dough ball.

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    When you post a comment and it gets downvotes: it AN opinion. Jeez.

    • SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world
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      When you post a comment and it gets downvotes:

      Did you mean to say When you post an opinion and it gets downvotes ?

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        Good lord… the is a typo in my critique!! Ugh.

        I meant: It’s AN opinion.

        And… that’s what I get for being smart alecky

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    What’s behind her and why does it have a vein?

    • calcopiritus@lemmy.world
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      It’s a horn. No veins https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m4_9TFeMfJE

      • RobotsLeftHand@lemmy.world
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        An excellent song.

        • jimjam5@lemmy.world
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          The bass slaps!

      • toynbee@lemmy.world
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        TIL that Doja Cat is a real name for an artist. (I’m not mocking - I just thought the name was a meme.)

        • Barbecue Cowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          It is a stage name, not her real name, so kind of both depending on how you look at it?

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            True! I never really thought it was her real name, even after learning she exists, but I could have expressed that better.

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          When you wake up from a coma, you have to move slowly and take it easy when you get out of bed for the first time in ten years.

          • toynbee@lemmy.world
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            Your comment is more applicable than you might know.

            • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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              I hope you recover well, and have doctors with an actual clue.

              • toynbee@lemmy.world
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                Thanks! I was never in a coma - AFAIK - but I did hurt my back and get stuck in bed for eleven days, which is why this is relevant.

                So far my doctor hasn’t fixed the issue, so I can’t comment on his clues, but he seems pretty confident so I’m hopeful.

                He also complimented me on my back maze, so I would likely feel positively about him in any case!

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      Image search pulls up that it’s a screenshot from the music video Doja Cat - Paint The Town Red.

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    I genuinely don’t give a fuck about internet points. I’ve seen a bunch of perfectly reasonable takes get downvoted into oblivion and a bunch of dogshit comments get hundreds of votes. People who adjust their opinions based on updoots need to go outside unironically.

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    ITT: People posting their unpopular opinion and getting downvoted again, but not as much.

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