A sandwich cut horizontally just takes us back to two pieces of bread. Where we started. What’s your game?
Wait, do votes on comments have any effect at all on Lemmy, or is it just a tally to see how popular your views are?
If you get 100,000, you get a pizza party
with pizza cut HORIZONTALLLY ,…MUAHHAHAHAHA…
Tavern cut is the best cut so yeah.
Only if the pizza is a rectangle
No effect apart from a bit of algo ranking. On reddit you get timed out if people down vote its annoying.
What was the statement?
There wasn’t one, I made it up.
I don’t see what the problem is.

That one bite from the middle is going to be super satisfying.
Are u a top or bottom sandwich? 😳
(凸 and 凹 mean top and bottom in Chinese/Japanese)
I’m a bottom :>
Is that a giant penis in the background?
Edit - shit I thought I was replying to the main post…
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Are you perchance suffering from peniledolia?
I certainly hope so
i think it’s called ‘phalladolia’
Thanks, I have learned another word to lavishly apply in everyday conversations!
I will go down in a blaze of glory for my convictions. been banned from a few places for them. really don’t give a shit about what others think, just as long as I make them think.
after all if you can’t stand by your convictions, what can you stand for?
An uncut sandwich is better than a horizontal cut sandwich.
Not even as a kid did I ever understand cutting sandwiches. And crusts were always fine by me.
a horizontal cut sandwich is just TWO SANDWICHES. Don’t gaslight us!
You guys cut your sandwiches?
If they snitch.
I don’t like 99% of bread. Bread sucks. Rice and noodles are way better starches. Fight me.
Germany wants to know your location.
I’ll keep these hot takes coming yo. I went to europe because people keep raving aboot bread in europe and people say Toronto has bad bread or something but neither I nor my partner could taste much of a difference when comparing breads from actual bakeries.
Same with us Americans, they think we all eat wonderbread with every meal
Ramen is good on bread. Even better in a wrap. The non-soup kind works best for this.
Noodles suck they fall off my chopsticks making me look like a fool!
Cut them up and eat it with a spoon
Skill issue.
Better starch? Thats a fine opinion. Bread sucks?! Gimme yo location dukes up bitch
I order thin crust pizza because it has less bread. I treat bread as a vehicle for food and nothing else.

My man
Which way is horizontal?
The wrong way
This is why I squish mine into a dough ball.
When you post a comment and it gets downvotes: it AN opinion. Jeez.
When you post a comment and it gets downvotes:
Did you mean to say When you post an opinion and it gets downvotes ?
Good lord… the is a typo in my critique!! Ugh.
I meant: It’s AN opinion.
And… that’s what I get for being smart alecky
What’s behind her and why does it have a vein?
It’s a horn. No veins https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m4_9TFeMfJE
An excellent song.
The bass slaps!
TIL that Doja Cat is a real name for an artist. (I’m not mocking - I just thought the name was a meme.)
It is a stage name, not her real name, so kind of both depending on how you look at it?
True! I never really thought it was her real name, even after learning she exists, but I could have expressed that better.
When you wake up from a coma, you have to move slowly and take it easy when you get out of bed for the first time in ten years.
Your comment is more applicable than you might know.
I hope you recover well, and have doctors with an actual clue.
Thanks! I was never in a coma - AFAIK - but I did hurt my back and get stuck in bed for eleven days, which is why this is relevant.
So far my doctor hasn’t fixed the issue, so I can’t comment on his clues, but he seems pretty confident so I’m hopeful.
He also complimented me on my back maze, so I would likely feel positively about him in any case!
Image search pulls up that it’s a screenshot from the music video Doja Cat - Paint The Town Red.
I genuinely don’t give a fuck about internet points. I’ve seen a bunch of perfectly reasonable takes get downvoted into oblivion and a bunch of dogshit comments get hundreds of votes. People who adjust their opinions based on updoots need to go outside unironically.
ITT: People posting their unpopular opinion and getting downvoted again, but not as much.









